QUOTE BATTLE!!!!!! All quotes accepted!

Hey, Cap, Captain… big fan!
We really don’t need to start a conversation, kid.

-MCU

Orphan #1: Sir Galavant, tell us what it was like to grow up with your awesome dad!

Galavant: Well, kiddies, there was this one time. Well, I remember it like it was yesterday. Gather 'round! He told my mother that he didn't love her - right in front of my face. And then he passed out on the dog. And it was Christmas and the dog died.
-Galavant

Woah you have a metal arm?!

• MCU

I dont know if you’ve been in a fight before, but there usually isn’t this much talking.

-MCU

Even with nougat you can have the perfect moment.
-Thief Of Time, Discworld, Terry Pratchett

“Are you pregnant? Are you gay? I’d rather you were gay than pregnant. Unless you’re pregnant. Then we’ll deal. Whatever it is, we'll deal. Are you pregnant?”

-Fangirl

"What have you got, space teeth?"
-Doctor Who

The truth is… I am Iron Man

-MCU
(Did you know that line was improvised?)

The truth is… I am Iron Man

-MCU
(Did you know that line was improvised?)
(No I did not)

The truth is… I am Iron Man

-MCU
(Did you know that line was improvised?)
(No I did not)

//well it was

(Cool!)

//yep!!

"Mister."
under his breath "Doctor."
"Mister Doctor?"
sighs "It's Strange."
shrugs "Maybe, but who am I to judge."
-MCU

‘We’re gonna need a bigger boat’

-Jaws

(This is the most famous improved line)

I’ll do you one better: WHY is Gamora?

-MCU

"What a bunch of misfits and freaks we've got 'ere…I love it!"
-Junkrat, Overwatch

(Can we do quotes from people? If so…)
“It’s like How to Train your Dragon on crystal meth”
-Sarah J. Maas talking about Manon/Abraxos relationship in Throne of Glass series

“I’m supposed to bring Galavant to the king when the barking of the hounds wakens the faires in the evening so that they may begin their nocturnal dance.”

“So, like 9 o’clock?”
-Galavant

“Now, I understand you’ve all come here under threat of death and I appreciate it.”
-Galavant

Galavant: I’m dead?

Galavant: [Bleep] Sid!

later in the episode

Sid, singing: Sorry that I made you die

Galavant: It’s not okay, Sid

in another episode

Galavant: Ugh, kill me

Galavant: Not you, Sid, it was just an expression
-Galavant

"I didn't know you could read."
-Harry Potter

(Can we do quotes from people? If so…)
“It’s like How to Train your Dragon on crystal meth”
-Sarah J. Maas talking about Manon/Abraxos relationship in Throne of Glass series

(I’m sad I didn’t know this quote exaisted u TIL now.)

"Off with his head!"
-Alice in Wonderland

"Does anybody have any orange slices?"
-MCU

"I guess you don't know me so well. I refuse."
-Doctor Who

"Do you want to kill him in the head or do you want to kill him in the neck?"
-Galavant

"Made ya look."
-MCU

“I can’t sleep. I’m to excited for dinner.”

-Dinner for Schmucks

"I'll be a story in your head. That's okay. We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? 'Cause it was, you know. It was the best."
-Doctor Who