random life stories

false something intresting in your life has to be intersting

I hope you get a cat soon.
I can relate to the crazy siblings. lol
Plus four cats, one dog, twenty rabbits, ten chickens, and the local deer.
One big crazy household.

Hahahaha. I can't stop laughing! My mom had like, a thousand rabbits at a time when she was little. She always had a dog too. But my dad says that maybe we can get a dog when we get back to the States, but I'm pretty sure that he'll just say, "I said that? Noooo,I never said that. Stop putting words in my mouth!" All while laughing histerically, because he thinks that he's hilarious.

@Masterkey*
im so sorry didn't mean it so harshly

cgc.who.locked334 Nah don't apologize, don't worry about it. :)

Speaking of cats, the same cat I was talking about in the story I told up there had to be given away when we moved into an apartment for four months, and I was researching like crazy how to transition an outdoor cat to a new home. You have to get them a cage so they can't run off, bond with them every day, and keep them there for AT LEAST two weeks. I was expecting my cat to need even more time, since she's pretty feisty. But the lady we gave her to let her out after SEVEN DAYS. She wandered off and never came back. I don't even know what happened to her.

That was like a year or so ago, and I felt like I couldn't get TOO mad at the lady because she was a family friend and super sweet… ugh… BUT IT'S OKAY I'm guessing my cat is still out there. We nicknamed her Tiger. She's the offspring of a barn cat and a stray, so she's pretty tough.

:)

ok that just looks creepy

Hahaha

At the Dunkin I used to work at, we were pretty sure it was haunted. My manager had people touch her shoulders when there wasn't anyone near her, it always felt like you were being watched in the little alcove where the bathrooms were, and one night while one of my coworkers and myself were closing - mind, it's like, 30 minutes past midnight - we were heading out and the rolling chair we used to count our drawers down freakin' shot halfway across the back. Freaked us both out, but we had a good laugh after. Pretty sure we named whatever was back there Tabby.

Lol that's hilarious

omg that's so funny

I sat in the living room with my family after I took a shower and my dad really likes my curly hair (I only leave it curly when it's wet and straighten it as soon as its dry because otherwise I just can't control it) so he decided to pull the towell off my head. He didn't know that my hair was INSIDE the towell so yeah that really hurt.

you made me snort

highfunctioningsociopath that's the best life story ever XD

uhh this is really random but so…
In my French class, we get those little red striped pillow mints for doing worksheets and stuff, right? So me and three of my friends started drawing faces on them and we put them in a container and now we have a mint family. There are currently thirty of them and still collecting!

That is hilarious.

omg XD

These are all so awesome and hilarious (and spooky in some instances with the ghosts and everything).
Right, so last year in my high school drama class we had someone come in to teach us how to do makeup and everything. One of my friends, Cheyenne, decided to be the makeup artists subject, so the lady put it to a vote, and everyone agreed on putting a bullet hole in her head along with fake blood, and making her look like a zombie. It looked amazingly realistic. And if that wasn't awesome enough, they had planned a fire drill for the same day, at that same time.
So she had to leave the class and make her way outside with the rest of us with zombie makeup on, scaring the crap out of everyone in the hall, especially the teachers.

ohmigosh that's awesome

@Gypsygirl That's amazing

jynador
are you ok??????

I have an oc named Lily and since Lily is such a common name I end up in a lot of situations like this:

Random Person: Oh yeah my name is Lily btw.
Me [doing batman voice]: Lily?!
Random Person: yeah… my name is Lily…
Me: screams in Batman
Random Person: …
Me: cries in Batman

@@jynandor
When was this!?

@Winter, I laughed so hard hahaha

@@jynandor
You did? I remember the “broken” knee, but not a concussion.

thats….good….???????