Random Pictures and Quotes from your's truly

I need a creative outlet, so I made this :)

All I ask is to use the little () things so the important things that I say are the main attraction

'cause I'm like that

(yep hello new meme outlet and haha joke outlet)

Words from the wise:

If your boy gets nut-tapped, give him a glass of milk

(he can regain milk)

Burger King commercial needs to chill out before Hallmark begins stealing their actors

Family Guy has, like, the two extreme sides of comedy. There's the super intellectual history jokes and political statements, then there's the butt and penis jokes

I prefer the penis jokes

Also the occasional 15 minute fistfight with a man-sized chicken

my hobby is badly explaining movies to my friends. Such as the Force Awakens: "Some guy with a burning cross chases an interracial couple."

Or my literal 3 hour rant about the Saban's Power Rangers

Jícama looks like the mix between a potato and an onion

Never even heard of it until, like, 15 minutes ago and I'm already in awe of its power

( lol what )

(It tastes like crunchy water)

New leaked footage of Doom: Eternal

I'm terrified, ngl

It seems like any high school chorus has the same stereotypes

I don't know them, but they exist

Nobody:

American Horror Story intros:

I don't really have a caption. Feel like the picture speaks for itself

That fucking vein on the side of the horse makes me question its health

That picture in the back right looks weird as shit

Who would win in a fight: Colonel Sanders or Wendy from Wendy's?

(I love how you're concerned with the picture in the back instead of, well, everything else wait is that a checkerboard on the wall??)

There's, like, a naked man in one of them and then a fucking vertical chessboard

(consider me deceased after reading this thread)

Here you go, Jyn