Random Thoughts You Have In The Middle Of The Night

"I wanna carve a watermellon!"

"What even is time?"

"I'm aroace so can my symbol just be an arrow and a ace of spades?"

"Said the potato to the alien."

“I could walk outside right now and hug a tree”

"Old people, with abs."

"Yo, yo, yo, yo. What even are we? Yoyos. OK, thanks brain."

in a chant "Flush. Flush. Feed the toilet lush."

((This was in a phone call I had with my bff last night at four am)) “Omg, High too sounds like haiku!!”

Me being sleep deprived and looking down at my metallic painted toenails. "OH MY GOD MY TOES ARE MADE OF METAL!"

Wakes up at 3 am and falls back asleep buuuuuttt
thinks one (1) thought before doing so
yeet yeet communism

"It's time to yeet to the beat!"

"Tomatoes are red…mostly"