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@Mojack April 11, 2019

Dolphins

EEEE EEEEEEE EEEEE EEE EEEE EEEE EEEEEE!

@Althalosian-is-the-father April 11, 2019

And so it returns.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker April 16, 2019

My baby sister's a furry now

@Althalosian-is-the-father April 16, 2019

WHAT???

@The-N-U-T-Cracker April 18, 2019

She was petting my cat and started talking about how she wishes she could be a kitty-kitty with a tail. Which obviously means she's a furry and not just a cat person.

Also I found this on the internet so now everyone must watch it

@TeamMezzo April 18, 2019

yee

@Althalosian-is-the-father April 18, 2019

I watched it on double speed.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker April 21, 2019

Hoppy Easter, peeps

Deleted user April 21, 2019

Hoppy Easter, peeps

Cornball.

@TeamMezzo April 22, 2019

le yeet, my cousin is too cute

@Althalosian-is-the-father April 22, 2019

Arabic food is so good.

@Knight-Shives April 22, 2019

To figure out if I know someone, and if I run into someone I ever recognize.
We plan on saying intriguing or cactus.

@TeamMezzo April 22, 2019

https://www.broadway.com/buzz/195563/jeremy-jordan-ashley-spencer-welcome-baby-girl-clara-eloise/
JEREMY JORDAN HAD A CHILD HAVE A GOOD DAY

@The-N-U-T-Cracker April 23, 2019

Today my baby sister called me Grandma. Why? Because… She could.
_{_{_{_{…Is this how Eris feels?}}}}

(Edit: I don’t feel old or disrespected, just… Confuseth)

Deleted user April 23, 2019

…Is this how Eris feels?

She probably feels disrespected more than anything, rather than feeling old.

@Althalosian-is-the-father April 23, 2019

Idk. If someone called me gramps I would just roll with it.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker April 25, 2019

Dear Google Translate:

How the heck does translating
"Listening to the speaker while the patterns sew into place"
to Hawaiian and then back to English instantly make
"Crawling can be torn apart from childhood"
???

(EDIT: Nope, translated this myself from one of the ~~absolutly freaking amazing~~ songs she'll never end up covering because it's too underrated and she wouldn't get many views.)

@Althalosian-is-the-father April 25, 2019

You listening to that YouTube singer again?

@The-N-U-T-Cracker April 26, 2019

Dear humans: The spider's only "not gonna hurt ya" if you aren't suffering from a phobia that causes you to completely flip out and enter panic mode the moment you see them.
They hurt me to look at, and therefore should burn.
If you really want to help me calm down, kill the stupid thing instead of just calling me ridiculous and overdramatic.
Thank you.