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It's my brother's birthday today and you know what that means! Well actually you don't but it means my birthday is in 4 days. So now you know.
Hey, my birthday's today too! Tell your brother that a stranger from the internet said "happy birthday"
HAPPY BORNIVERSARY
:D
Haaaaaaaaaaaaave a very merry Unbirthday-
TO YOU!
TO YOU!
(Sorry Alice In Wonderland ref…)
i found my frickin glasses!
I was gonna post something here…
There's a goat in Sweden that they build every year since 1966 and every year it's attacked. 30 something occasions, it's burned down. One year a man dressed as Santa and another as the gingerbread man shot a flaming arrow at it. They're the most wanted. Another year, the guard was paid to leave his post so it could be lifted away via helicopter. One year the head of the goat committee refused to fireproof it because it looked ugly. It got burned down. Almost every year, if not every year, that they've fireproofed it, it gets burned down. One year, they covered it in snow and ice to prevent it from being burned down, but they had mild weather so the coating thawed. I don't remember what happened to it that year, but it didn't survive.
For this year, it's status on Wikipedia is "Still standing"
My friend is very excited about this. She wants to fly to Sweden and shoot a flaming arrow at it
If you're sick and you know it clap your hands!
claps once and immediately has a coughing fit
Claps in doesn't even have a voice right now.
school
claps in has literally slept the whole day
i finally did a good drawing and i wanna go homeeeeeeee
Chicken Strips
Fuck ya chicken strips! (lol vines)
I was gonna post something here…
I remember. I love Bing Crosby.
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https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0ZjTsHm4IdjST2NaeBzCcu
just popping this playlist here because it's a banger imo, don't mind the deadname on the account
Improvise! Adapt! Overcome!
Also I’ve eaten so many sweets and I’m loving it.
so many chocolate
It's freaking 2020????? How did this happen??? What even is time??? Also because tradition is making me, I must put my song quote of the year somewhere
"I could write it better than you ever felt it" (from i'm almost sure hum hallelujah by fall out boy)
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HELLO HUMANS! I LIVE
AHHHH
Happy New Years!
some people are referring to this decade as the roaring twenties right now and I’m calling it now, 2029 will be a very special year…
Let's hope not
Indeed.