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the aussies are gonna win face it we suck
Respond Once
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Enjoy stupidity
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I started watching Lucifer on my friend’s Netflix account because I wanted to watch it when it came out and my mom wouldn’t let anybody watch it, so now I’m watching in an act of rebellion. Also, my geometry teacher won’t let me go to my locker until after class, but we aren’t doing anything right now. And that’s not even an exaggeration.
Eggplants are really just tomatoes turned evil
Its aubergine, not eggplant you Americans. We should never have let you go in '77, the Queens English is the only true form of English, the EU shall never keep us down, RULE BRITANNIA! sips tea imported from India and drives Mini made of German-Japanese parts
It's Australian
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STRAYA!
Australia is awesome because we didn't even have to fight a war to become a countryOf course you didn't have to fight, no one else would ever want that spider-infested kangaroo wasteland you call "Australia", everyone wanted the land of the bald eagles, pew-pew machines and bacon grease instead. #ProudMurican
We have free healthcare
Free healthcare isn’t gonna do much if you’re stuck in French fry grease outside a McDonalds after being pew pew pewed at multiple times by a bald eagle screeching “FREEDOM” at the top of his lungs while all children are brutally murdered in front of people’s eyes and the planet crashes and burns… We may not be the greatest country but we would definitely win
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Poods
Eggplants are really just tomatoes turned evil
Its aubergine, not eggplant you Americans. We should never have let you go in '77, the Queens English is the only true form of English, the EU shall never keep us down, RULE BRITANNIA! sips tea imported from India and drives Mini made of German-Japanese parts
It's Australian
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STRAYA!
Australia is awesome because we didn't even have to fight a war to become a countryOf course you didn't have to fight, no one else would ever want that spider-infested kangaroo wasteland you call "Australia", everyone wanted the land of the bald eagles, pew-pew machines and bacon grease instead. #ProudMurican
We have free healthcare
Free healthcare isn’t gonna do much if you’re stuck in French fry grease outside a McDonalds after being pew pew pewed at multiple times by a bald eagle screeching “FREEDOM” at the top of his lungs while all children are brutally murdered in front of people’s eyes and the planet crashes and burns… We may not be the greatest country but we would definitely win
…It would
Besides, because of our awesome gun-control policies children wouldn't be brutally murdered in front of us
Yeah… Did you know that higher gun control statistically has worse violence?
And the very pro gun places have less…
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No i didn't.
(I was thinking abortion when I said that but we don't want to start the world's slowest political debate considering we can only respond once)
So I can only respond one a day huh? Well…..
Sub to PewDiePie and don't look at T-series
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Any characters that I could base my whole profile off of instead of cool cat?
Ooh Castiel
(Also Sub 2 Poods)
(I was thinking abortion when I said that but we don't want to start the world's slowest political debate considering we can only respond once)
I'm always willing to debate. It is a proven fact that a fetus is a human baby. And I think killing human babies is wrong.
Roses are red, violets are blue..
Everybody in Uganda knows Kung fu.
when you do something you hate just because someone told you not to
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I'm a boi in pain.
when you do something you hate just because someone told you not to
Like Kevin, there comes a time when we must hit the light.
I’m trying to imagine what Troom Troom would do if they found out that tomatoes work as styluses…
“The NutElla-Brained girl is outside in the cold. She wants to use her phone to order food, but she can’t type with her gloves on! Lucky for her, Blondie brought a special pair of gloves just for the occasion!” “Take some gloves, and attach some cute minion stickers to the back. Now get your hot glue gun, and glue a small tomato to each finger. Let the glue dry, and your new touchscreen gloves are ready to wear!” “Now the NutElla-Brained girl has a practical and stylish way to order some pizza without freezing her fingers!”
Ben should divorce Zoe (she’s a trap) and he needs to marry Tanner. Tanner is so much better…
Never trust a white boy named Ben
I’m trying to imagine what Troom Troom would do if they found out that tomatoes work as styluses…
“The NutElla-Brained girl is outside in the cold. She wants to use her phone to order food, but she can’t type with her gloves on! Lucky for her, Blondie brought a special pair of gloves just for the occasion!” “Take some gloves, and attach some cute minion stickers to the back. Now get your hot glue gun, and glue a small tomato to each finger. Let the glue dry, and your new touchscreen gloves are ready to wear!” “Now the NutElla-Brained girl has a practical and stylish way to order some pizza without freezing her fingers!”
What if eggplants, as the evil version of tomatoes, work as styluses too?
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DUTCH CEMENT MIXER
I’m trying to imagine what Troom Troom would do if they found out that tomatoes work as styluses…
“The NutElla-Brained girl is outside in the cold. She wants to use her phone to order food, but she can’t type with her gloves on! Lucky for her, Blondie brought a special pair of gloves just for the occasion!” “Take some gloves, and attach some cute minion stickers to the back. Now get your hot glue gun, and glue a small tomato to each finger. Let the glue dry, and your new touchscreen gloves are ready to wear!” “Now the NutElla-Brained girl has a practical and stylish way to order some pizza without freezing her fingers!”
What if eggplants, as the evil version of tomatoes, work as styluses too?
They do. So do grapes, strawberries, apples, oranges, bananas, and even c a r r o t s if you’re feeling extra evil. Everything is a phone stylus.
Zoe is not your homie
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Ugh…
I’m trying to imagine what Troom Troom would do if they found out that tomatoes work as styluses…
“The NutElla-Brained girl is outside in the cold. She wants to use her phone to order food, but she can’t type with her gloves on! Lucky for her, Blondie brought a special pair of gloves just for the occasion!” “Take some gloves, and attach some cute minion stickers to the back. Now get your hot glue gun, and glue a small tomato to each finger. Let the glue dry, and your new touchscreen gloves are ready to wear!” “Now the NutElla-Brained girl has a practical and stylish way to order some pizza without freezing her fingers!”
What if eggplants, as the evil version of tomatoes, work as styluses too?
They do. So do grapes, strawberries, apples, oranges, bananas, and even c a r r o t s if you’re feeling extra evil. Everything is a phone stylus.
Everything?
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Are they magic?