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just give me some riddles and don't make it common
Riddles
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(stole this one from Car Talk)
You're at a store, when you overhear a conversation between a customer and a salesperson in the next aisle.
Customer: How much for 1?
Salesman: 99 cents
Customer: How much for 12?
Salesman: 1.98
Customer: In that case, I'll take 128.
Salesman: That'll be 2.97.
What kind of store are they in, and what is the customer buying?
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I have no idea how this works and it's probably something obvious and say there in one of those cornerside shops and getting cigarettes ¯_(ツ)_/¯.
They're in a hardware store.
There's a huge hint.
And it is legal.
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Four men were holding five rocks at the beach. They were playing a game. The game was to test their throwing ability. They were aiming for a little barren, sandy spot in the ocean.
Man #1 got all four and was left with one.
Man #2 had a bad aim and missed them all.
Man#3 got them all on the little island!
Man#4 couldn’t get any on the island. He was dead.
Who killed him?
Man #2 because of his aim?
Or maybe he wasnt alive anyway
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Nope.
wait
they all did
because man 4 was on the island
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Nope.
i give UP
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Yeet
Anyone else wanna try…?
try mine
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Okay
What isle are they in? If it’s the gun isle, I’ll say bullets.
i cant say
it'll give it away
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Dang
So is it bullets?.
good guess though
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Dannnn
Oooh good guess
It's not close…
but it is a snazzy guess
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Snaazzyyy
try mine
Are they buying wooden numbers or something and each number is 99 cents?
Yeet
Anyone else wanna try…?
Man 1 because he had a rock left?? Idk…
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Yeet
Anyone else wanna try…?
Man 1 because he had a rock left?? Idk…
Yep!
Yeet
Anyone else wanna try…?
Man 1 because he had a rock left?? Idk…
Yep!
Really?
YEET
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Yeet
Anyone else wanna try…?
Man 1 because he had a rock left?? Idk…
Yep!
Really?
YEET
shrek voice
Really really
I have one:
Fred was born in 1933 and died in 1961 at the age of 55. How is this possible?
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Four men were holding five rocks at the beach. They were playing a game. The game was to test their throwing ability. They were aiming for a little barren, sandy spot in the ocean.
Man #1 got all four and was left with one.
Man #2 had a bad aim and missed them all.
Man#3 got them all on the little island!
Man#4 couldn’t get any on the island. He was dead.Who killed him?
man one because there were five rocks, he had an extra
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oh, someone already answered it
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try mine
nails?
I have one:
Fred was born in 1933 and died in 1961 at the age of 55. How is this possible?
It was BC