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@Elder-God-Whisper

HOW THE HELL DO YOU ANIMATE EARS ON A TURNING 2-D HEAD??? I’M GOING TO THROW MY TABLET SOON!!

Tip: do ears the way Chris Simpsons Artist does ears. For now. I usually don't even bother to do ears bc I'm lazy, so I have no tips beyond that.

has to go research who the hell that is…

@Elder-God-Whisper

HOW THE HELL DO YOU ANIMATE EARS ON A TURNING 2-D HEAD??? I’M GOING TO THROW MY TABLET SOON!!

Tip: do ears the way Chris Simpsons Artist does ears. For now. I usually don't even bother to do ears bc I'm lazy, so I have no tips beyond that.

has to go research who the hell that is…

realizes I didn’t specify that they were animal ears…

@murphysgirl

HOW THE HELL DO YOU ANIMATE EARS ON A TURNING 2-D HEAD??? I’M GOING TO THROW MY TABLET SOON!!

Tip: do ears the way Chris Simpsons Artist does ears. For now. I usually don't even bother to do ears bc I'm lazy, so I have no tips beyond that.

has to go research who the hell that is…

realizes I didn’t specify that they were animal ears…

Ah.

@Elder-God-Whisper

HOW THE HELL DO YOU ANIMATE EARS ON A TURNING 2-D HEAD??? I’M GOING TO THROW MY TABLET SOON!!

Tip: do ears the way Chris Simpsons Artist does ears. For now. I usually don't even bother to do ears bc I'm lazy, so I have no tips beyond that.

has to go research who the hell that is…

realizes I didn’t specify that they were animal ears…

Ah.

I’m so sorry about this. When I get frustrated or upset I tend to accidentally skip words….

@murphysgirl

HOW THE HELL DO YOU ANIMATE EARS ON A TURNING 2-D HEAD??? I’M GOING TO THROW MY TABLET SOON!!

Tip: do ears the way Chris Simpsons Artist does ears. For now. I usually don't even bother to do ears bc I'm lazy, so I have no tips beyond that.

has to go research who the hell that is…

realizes I didn’t specify that they were animal ears…

Ah.

I’m so sorry about this. When I get frustrated or upset I tend to accidentally skip words….

My dude you are totally fine!! There is no need to apologise!

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@nebula__ group

i just remembered a weird thing i said to my math teacher

basically our school has this one way hallway thing going on and i have to pass through an English hallway and up some stairs after going up and down two other sets of staircases

so i walked in one day and my math teacher said "hey damian, what's up?"

and my weirdo self said "foot hurts. am dying."

@Relsey-TheElder

Do you ever binge season one of the flash instead of doing homework
not my finest moment.

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@Pickles group

….my head doesn't really hurt. But my vision is acting like I have a migraine. What.

@berlioz

….my head doesn't really hurt. But my vision is acting like I have a migraine. What.

It's probably about to hurt

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@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
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….my head doesn't really hurt. But my vision is acting like I have a migraine. What.

It's probably about to hurt

You might want to dim the lights and go lie down. Also drink some water.

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@Pickles group

….my head doesn't really hurt. But my vision is acting like I have a migraine. What.

It's probably about to hurt

You might want to dim the lights and go lie down. Also drink some water.

I can't, I have homework to do

i just remembered a weird thing i said to my math teacher

basically our school has this one way hallway thing going on and i have to pass through an English hallway and up some stairs after going up and down two other sets of staircases

so i walked in one day and my math teacher said "hey damian, what's up?"

and my weirdo self said "foot hurts. am dying."

I feel that I once was talking to a teacher and she was like where are you going in such a hurry and I thought, well I'm rushing to class. And my mouth said Russian class and the teacher was so confused, and then I tried to apologize but the gaelic word for sorry came out and now the teacher probably thinks I'm a spy on something.

@murphysgirl

I feel that I once was talking to a teacher and she was like where are you going in such a hurry and I thought, well I'm rushing to class. And my mouth said Russian class and the teacher was so confused, and then I tried to apologize but the gaelic word for sorry came out and now the teacher probably thinks I'm a spy on something.

I actually love that so much

@Elder-God-Whisper

I feel that I once was talking to a teacher and she was like where are you going in such a hurry and I thought, well I'm rushing to class. And my mouth said Russian class and the teacher was so confused, and then I tried to apologize but the gaelic word for sorry came out and now the teacher probably thinks I'm a spy on something.

I actually love that so much

I aim to mess up like that. I need a reputation. Lmao

Yeah

@Elder-God-Whisper

“I am not paper towel racist” -my little brother

Words spoken right there

@murphysgirl

Oh I have some of those, by my little sister

"Your mama is so fat that if you slapped her on the back she'd get sunburn"
"An alien took off his own eyeballs and said "Look I have a souvenir!""
"You will always have 5-9 problems in one of your lives"
(Whilst sitting on couch) "Get off my stinking lawn this is my pooperty"
"My legs have eyes in them so I can watch you in your sleep"
(Playing Scrabble) "I can add more to that!" (Looking at letter tray) "What can I do with all of these?"

And my personal favourite:
"When I sit on chairs, I wait for it to rain"

@Elder-God-Whisper

I’m betting your sister is under the age of ten…?
(My brother is thirteen and quotes like, “I am not paper towel racist” are common in this house…. My family’s weird….)

@murphysgirl

Most of those took place when she was nine and ten, yes.
Also, when my brother was thirteen, he was doing the dishes, took the bowl thingy out of our rice cooker, wore it as a hat, and did a tap-dance routine in the kitchen for me and my other brother at like 10 at night.

@Elder-God-Whisper

Yep, sounds like my family, except our bedtime (the offspring) is 8. (Even me, though I’m an adult….)

@murphysgirl

I mean my brother's idea of humour is to name our WiFi "FBI Surveillance Van"

@Elder-God-Whisper

Lmao, accurate

@berlioz

Nobody:
Me:

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@Mojack group

absolutely obsessed with this image

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@nebula__ group

i just woke up
and from the moment i opened my eyes i knew things were gonna go wrong
and as i was heading downstairS,,,
i fell-

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@nebula__ group

being up at 4 am sucks but apparently my brain wants to be awake at this time

fastfood

IM BI AND IM PROUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@nebula__ group

i'm lesbian and i'm proud but also quite dead inside

@Elder-God-Whisper

I’m Gender Fluid and Pansexual and possibly Polyamorous, and as you can see I have never made a decision in my life! Lmao. I’m not entirely proud of it. Except for my Gender Fluidity. That I am proud of.