Literally same. I can either guess time with perfect accuracy or waste hours of my time doing nothing and it's getting really annoying. Not to mention that I'm always late because I can never tell when I need to leave.
What a mood. I've never related to something more. 😂
If he gets salty, it's just because slow and steady didn't win the race here. ↜(╰ •ω•)╯ψ
Bruh that’s true. I don’t do a lot of internet time so this happens. It I’ma cancel Dom Time for this thread and definitively say. I AM DAD.
YOU HAVE MESSED WITH A GOD (Thats a dad).
Me: starts cackling like a maniac
My fiancé: oh what is it this time
Me: is laughing too hard to form any semblance of coherent speech
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Me: Wanna watch me do something incredibly stupid?
My brother: Sure
Me: Bites into an unpeeled tangerine like it's an apple
My mom: …
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bro you do that too?? i thought i'd never meet another ;u;
bro you do that too?? i thought i'd never meet another ;u;
lol
How do people tell left from right without using their hands
idk man
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My sister: Want a glow stick?
Me: Sure
Me: puts glow stick in mouth
My sister: …
dw I'm not gonna bite it open
You know, there are very few things that I could never get tired of, and the Lamborghini Huracán Performante is definitely one of those things. The sound of that V10… it's magic crystallised as sound.
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My sister: Want a glow stick?
Me: Sure
Me: puts glow stick in mouth
My sister: …dw I'm not gonna bite it open
don't put things in your mouth, you're ace
Welp, guess I'll just photosynthesize, then
y'all don't do that already
To quote Calvin and Hobbes, tigers' tummies are solar cells. I think the same can be said for those of us who just like to laze about.
Me: Wanna watch me do something incredibly stupid?
My brother: Sure
Me: Bites into an unpeeled tangerine like it's an apple
My mom: …
I did that with a banana and ate the entire thing… Peel, stem, and banana fruit part. I'd do it again too.
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Had a dream that I spoiled One Piece for my dad
Then a certain character went to therapy
90% sure Leo was somewhere there, too
Also does anybody else just have random moments where they wanna put everything into their mouth? Because last night I only stopped after tasting charcoal
If he gets salty, it's just because slow and steady didn't win the race here. ↜(╰ •ω•)╯ψ
Bruh that’s true. I don’t do a lot of internet time so this happens. It I’ma cancel Dom Time for this thread and definitively say. I AM DAD.
Hi Dad, I’m Mom. reverse Dad joke
That's a whole mood.
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I can't believe my class is getting into an argument over the color of raisins
They're clearly brown with a hint of maroon, maybe even a bit of dark magenta(which is not a color) thrown in there
They're puce, and I'll stick by that.
nah man they're clearly yellow idk what yall are seeing
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They're puce, and I'll stick by that.
They're way more brown than that, you're crazy
They’re clearly disgusting and now even worth debating over, raisins need to be eradicated from human existence
They’re clearly disgusting and now even worth debating over, raisins need to be eradicated from human existence
Agreed.
They're puce, and I'll stick by that.
They're way more brown than that, you're crazy
