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Ah yes the brain is a wonderful thing.

@murphysgirl

Good morning. I'm salty again. The universe is tormenting me. You have been warned.

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Why, if I may ask?

@murphysgirl

Stupid things. Mondays. And being rudely awaken. And one other thing that pertains to Notebook and that is accounting for approximately 90% of my saltiness. Love that for me.

@murphysgirl

And now my foot is cramping. Hooray.

@Elder-God-Whisper

is currently trying not to scream out loud

@murphysgirl

is currently trying not to scream out loud

Same tho.

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@Pickles group

Straight man singing: I just wanna do fun cute stuff with a hot girl
Me, a homosexual: God, same

@murphysgirl

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find someone someday!! <3 me, who's known my fiancé since seventh grade

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I find the letter Q hilarious because it cannot function or pronounce its own sound in a word without the letter U

@murphysgirl

When something something letter Q
Always follow with a U?
This old rule is wrong by far -
Ask the people of Qatar!

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I can relate to the 'ueue' in 'queue' ngl

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I just

I wanna cuddle with someone but-

there's no one to cuddle with

@murphysgirl

sends snuggles
I feel that on a very deep level bc I'm a super snuggly person but nobody really ever snuggles with me except for my fiancé, and even that can get old occasionally.

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@Mojack group

first official images of the upcoming godzilla anime have been released…and i am going…BONKERS!!

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@furetakunai ac_unit

:00000

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My dog knocked my brother over and he started fake-crying, and my mom brought up the boy who cried wolf, I said 'he died a gruesome death, you know. we have a wolf right here' then I gestured to my dog, and on cue, he bit my brother's hand and I died laughing

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I can’t help but think that’s funny.

@berlioz

Yeah that's gold

That's perfect timing at its finest.

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My need to feel wanted, needed, and accepted as part of a group is really getting in the way so does anyone know how to delete feelings

Nope. Alcohol usually does the trick tho. Although I do not recommend it.

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@Mojack group

certified awooga moment…the first godzilla anime trailer just came out…my boys are back….

@Elder-God-Whisper

Nope. Alcohol usually does the trick tho. Although I do not recommend it.

Still waiting to use that to numb my feelings. Being extra empathetic sucks. Does anyone wanna trade for apathy?

@murphysgirl

Nope. Alcohol usually does the trick tho. Although I do not recommend it.

Still waiting to use that to numb my feelings. Being extra empathetic sucks. Does anyone wanna trade for apathy?

I'm in the empathy boat!!

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Nope. Alcohol usually does the trick tho. Although I do not recommend it.

Still waiting to use that to numb my feelings. Being extra empathetic sucks. Does anyone wanna trade for apathy?

I'm in the empathy boat!!

I'm in an uncomfortable fusion of both boats

@Elder-God-Whisper

Nope. Alcohol usually does the trick tho. Although I do not recommend it.

Still waiting to use that to numb my feelings. Being extra empathetic sucks. Does anyone wanna trade for apathy?

I'm in the empathy boat!!

I'm in an uncomfortable fusion of both boats

Oh that sounds awful, I’m so sorry…

@murphysgirl

Does anyone else want to get in the RMS Titanic Empathy with me?

@Elder-God-Whisper

I’m already a passenger.

@murphysgirl

I call being Molly Brown. I actually saw her Egyptian statuette in a museum once and holy crap it was so cool