Halloween's barely started and I'm already bleeding :(
Well, what did you do?
I'm going as an Among Us spaceman, my brother tried to do the neck snap kill animation on me, and the inside of the space helmet cut my nose
That's nice Ash
Share things nobody asked you to share
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I can't see it but it's that puzzle with Luffy, Zoro and Sanji, isn't it?
The one with a piece missing?
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I can't see it but it's that puzzle with Luffy, Zoro and Sanji, isn't it?
The one with a piece missing?
Just the
ONE PIECE
sorry, had to
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Im straight…..
straight out of a gay romance fanfictionHi Straight, I'm Dad
OMG I LOVE YOU
Im straight…..
straight out of a gay romance fanfictionHi Straight, I'm Dad
OMG I LOVE YOU
I'm afraid you can't love me, because I'm engaged, and if my fiancé catches wind of someone else admiring me, he'll be over to wherever you are in 2.3 seconds flat with a Taser. Ok, maybe not that soon, but…
Also I only made the dad joke because I wanted to beat Dom to it so
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I meant in a proud sort of way. (Im proud you made a dad joke)
I'm proud of me too. flips hair
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I'm proud of me too. flips hair
Hi, proud of me too. flips hair, I'm dad
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Oka, that's taking it too far
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i literally want to have a child just to say this joke to them all the time
Well, Dom is the site dad, Whisper and Winter are the site moms, and I'm the site newlywed-next-door-couple who shamelessly flirts with their significant other constantly and will let you come over and watch movies and eat junk food and pizza. :D
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And I'm the annoying cousin who somehow has a girlfriend
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ooh! could i be the adorable but kinda dumb litttle bro?
I don't see why not.
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ooh! could i be the adorable but kinda dumb litttle bro?
Can I be the same???
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Brothers Forever!
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Yay!!
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👍
-in condescending and overly adoring next-door-neighbour voice-
You two darling little beans can come over to my house anytime. We can watch movieees, and hang ouuut…
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I'm not a child…
I was being melodramatic.
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Oh…
Being melodramatic is one of my many talents, dah-ling. Don't take it literally.
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ignoring that and jumping up and down IMA BEAN!!!
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I'm the weeb child who has an apartment in the basement and rarely even leaves the room
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wooooooo
my friends often joke that they're going to have biological children just so when the child beats them in a video game they can say "yeah, and i did your mom" technically without it being a lie
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I'm the weeb child who has an apartment in the basement and rarely even leaves the room
(my cousin Jonathan)
i can be the broke artist child who still lives in the house even in her 30's cause she can't afford rent and doesn't socialize enough to find a gf that'll take care of her