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fuckkkkk i have my final painting due tonight and i still haven't started working on my subject

Well what's your subject? Is there a certain color palette you have to use?

im painting koi fish

That's nice. What style are you going for? A Monet style would be gorgeous with koi fish.

realism and im using watercolor

Close enough. It's gonna be gorgeous and you can't tell me otherwise.

my science teacher keeps saying that vaginas are acidic, im like yeh- i heard you the last 25 times

They are. A normal vaginal pH is a 4.

yeh ik, its just he keeps saying it, and im like this is making me kinda uncomfy m8

Well tell him that a normal pH for a penis is about a 5.75 to a 6.5.

How do you know this

It's called Science. Also, I care very deeply about my special areas, and so does Elias. That's how I know. Elias tell me everything and I tell him everything.

Good stars…

I mainly learned it from anatomy. But viking tradition values hygiene down there. So much in fact, that if a woman deemed her husband unclean, or if he cheated, she'd chop his uh manly piece off. Before she did that though, her and her husband would have a civil conversation, and the man would ask if there was anyway to become clean to her again. If she said there was no way, he'd willingly let her go chop.
All in all, viking were metallllllllllll and very chivalrous.

Winter, I'm not even going to ask how you know this.

CENTURIES OF TRADITION

wait y'all didn't know this???

Obviously I did Ash

sigh
But you and Elias haven't… you know… yet…?

No we haven't had sex, but that doesn't necessarily mean that we haven't seen each other naked. Honestly at this point we've walked in on each other in the bathroom too many times to count, so we decided to be as open and honest about it as to not make it so awkward. And that's my TED talk. As you can see, I will be as open as you want me to be. I don't care fam. Better to educate people than to leave them wondering.

We used to live in the same house in Alaska. Now we just visit whenever and sleep over at each other's houses whenever we feel like it. We just have to sleep out in the open or in our own rooms with the doors locked. It's just normal for meeeeeeeee.

I am sad now. I ripped a massive hole in my favorite pair of pajama pants and it's not fixable because the fabric is nylon and silk and I don't have the thread or that fine of a needle to fix it wittthhhhhhhh….

@salami I was right. Your koi fish are beautiful. 12/10 for colors and overall finesse.

Me: I wonder why I feel terrible today
Also me: Has only eaten candy, oreos and ramen all weekend
Me: A mystery

Must be the lack of sleep