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also, thanks to an app called facemoji, my keyboard now looks like this

it's all fun and games until someone uses my ipad and i have to explain why my keyboard is so cursed

amazing

it is beautiful but i can just imagine someone using my ipad, the keyboard pops up, and they're just like "what the??"

I bought new pearl-ex but this time it has a larger particle size so I rubbed it all over myself and now everything is glittery, it matches my glitter sequin shirt, I look like a d i a m o n d, I’m so sparkly, this is the best thing ever and my depression is cured

I bought new pearl-ex but this time it has a larger particle size so I rubbed it all over myself and now everything is glittery, it matches my glitter sequin shirt, I look like a d i a m o n d, I’m so sparkly, this is the best thing ever and my depression is cured

Omg Ella
I need some of that shit for myself

It’s pretty cheap, you can find it at most craft stores/walmart near the polymer clay, and it practically lasts forever, even completely coating your entire body in the dust would only use up about 5% of the bottle so it goes a long way
If you have any creative hobbies at all you could probably make an excuse to buy it
it’s amazinggg

Yay for Ella the Sparkly D i a m o n d Coconut!

My personality has been described as 'subtle'. Not sure how to take that, but okay.

i made a friend today
it's a snake
i named him billy

I remember the last time I did that, do not recommend. Actually being awake isn't bad it's more the after you go to sleep, you wake up in the morning and feel like you're dragging a dying body around until you sleep more.

Peaches were cronch but now they are squonch so I can eat them now.

I'm currently doing a research project on Dissociative Identity Disorder and the treatments and which are the most effective. It's for school but it's sooo interesting and I get to conduct interviews and at the end I think ima do like a podcast episode to present my findings. however it is very stressful as it counts to a lot of my grade for the semester

My continued ability to sleep through anything and everything fucking astounds me

I'm guessing there was a fire close to our house. All of our windows were open cuz y'know, chill nights in summer, and began to clog our house up with smoke. My father heard me coughing, assumed I was awake, and appeared in my room to tell me to close my windows. Thing is, I was actually still asleep. I do not remember coughing. I do not remember smelling smoke. I do remember hearing him, then falling back asleep before waking up just long enough to shut my windows. I don't remember getting back into bed, but I did and I remained passed out until my alarm went off the following morning. When I went to ask him if that was indeed him telling me to close my windows or a dream figment of him, my voice came out super low and gravelly thanks to my unconscious smoke inhalation.

My body didn't fucking wake me up even though I was probably in danger of suffocating in my sleep last night. What the fuck.

Edit: The reason I'm not freaking out about a fire being close to me is because I live in California and it's fire season. I swear I don't have a death wish.

Oh no! Are you alright?

If I wasn't, I probably wouldn't be here telling y'all lmao I'm fine I swear. I actually find the situation kinda funny tbh (plus I now have the perk of a deeper voice for the rest of the day, so that's fun)

A deep voice is indeed a perk.

Hell fucking yeah it is

Peaches were cronch but now they are squonch so I can eat them now.

New word accepted.

Squonch is squishy cronch btw.

Peaches were cronch but now they are squonch so I can eat them now.

New word accepted.

My first thought was 'peaches' and I think I'm losing it

Exactly.

so i had a dream once. i was in a hot air balloon in minecraft with my best friend and two other people (idk who)
and then (irl) i got a world in minecraft and IT LOOKED LIKE THE ONE IN MY DREAM
this

this is the part of the world that looked like in my dream

I started watching The Witcher and uh… I'm Geralt.
Something goes wrong? "Fuck."
Someone says something? "Bullshit."
I can't sleep? "I'm fishing for a Djinn cuz I'm fucking tired."