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To all you Non Americans watching the American Election, from an American, it's hell and mass confusion. Will Canada or any other place welcome a humble Alaskan who tells nice stories and can make you laugh? Also a homely viking who can make knives?

And how about a comic artist who’s really good at cooking and will always surprise you with something new?

Maybe even a weeb who can bake and sometimes draw?
And another weeb who can draw even better?

Maybe me?
Idk I don't really have any defining personality traits but I'm pretty great. Please take me with you.

What's the one thing called that you like put an injured person on if they cant walk and it's kinda like a blanket between too sticks and the person goes on the blanket and you life the sticks. You know like the thing they used for Qrow in season 4 or RWBY? I can't remember what it is.

Are you talking about a stretcher?
Your description reminds me of those stretchers you see in WWII Red Cross photos.

Are you talking about a stretcher?
Your description reminds me of those stretchers you see in WWII Red Cross photos.

YES That's the Dastardly word I was looking for. Thank you!

Are you talking about a stretcher?
Your description reminds me of those stretchers you see in WWII Red Cross photos.

YES That's the Dastardly word I was looking for. Thank you!

You're welcome! I'm glad I was of any help!

Hi. I'm back from work.

Amazing. We had, like, fifteen customers in the entire three hours I was there.

Plus, the ice cream gods smiled upon us, and the mint wasn't hard, for once. Bless.

Response A: I love that for you.
Response B: Oof.
Response C: sends you ice cream
Response D: In November?

In other news, I also played some Christmas music while at work, and it was fantabulous. I'm so excited for Christmas, guys.

Can we all take moment to appreciate the kids of other religions who never ruined Santa Claus for the Christian kids?

takes a moment to appreciate it (and I'm not being sarcastic)

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I never thought of that

In second grade one of the janitors came around the classes dressed as santa claus and i was like "That's obviously mr. frank. Santa claus isn't real" Lmao they all tried to tell me i was wrong but i wasn't convinced.

In my early elementary days, the teachers would leave "leprechaun traps" the day before St. Patrick's day (who was not Irish btw) so the next day we'd find green footsteps and a bunch of green glitter near the trap. The whole time in the back of my head I was like
You fools. To think a leprechaun would bless you with their presence. They do not shit glitter nor are their feet that small. Tsk tsk

In second grade one of the janitors came around the classes dressed as santa claus and i was like "That's obviously mr. frank. Santa claus isn't real" Lmao they all tried to tell me i was wrong but i wasn't convinced.

I feel bad for that janitor. I feel like that's above his pay grade.

In second grade one of the janitors came around the classes dressed as santa claus and i was like "That's obviously mr. frank. Santa claus isn't real" Lmao they all tried to tell me i was wrong but i wasn't convinced.

I feel bad for that janitor. I feel like that's above his pay grade.

Mr. Frank was the best. I think he still works at that district

looking back, i ruined a lot of things for other kids

looking back, i ruined a lot of things for other kids

Where you that kid who told everyone that "Ring Around the Rosy" was a song about the plague because if so-