Share things nobody asked you to share

If anyone is wondering where I'm going I'm headed to The Shetland Islands home of Shetland ponies and Puffins. Catch me later bois

I love anything that's sweet (sugary).

Nice

Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it would be insulting.

True…

I wish you were going to mainland Scotland. You could visit the PENIS287 road for me.

Actually it's the Penis247 road. There's a couple of them. Scotland is a floating meme

If anyone is wondering where I'm going I'm headed to The Shetland Islands home of Shetland ponies and Puffins. Catch me later bois

You're so lucky!! What I wouldn’t give to just go see Scotland.

It's pretty nice.

When I bake bread, I give thousands of yest organisms false hope by feeding them sugar, before ruthlessly baking them to death in an oven and eating their corpses.

Nice.

I’m just thinking about all the fucked up shit I’ve looked up…. I’m pretty sure my FBI agent is highly concerned for my sanity.

Same!

Mine probably thinks I’m interesting. That’s all.

I wish you were going to mainland Scotland. You could visit the PENIS287 road for me.

Actually it's the Penis247 road. There's a couple of them. Scotland is a floating meme

There's roads named Penis???

sigh
Grand Tour references. It's the PENIS287 road. "Piloting Extremely Nicely In Scotland". Season Three, Episode… 10 or 11 I believe.

Um no. There's actually plenty of roads with profane and obscene names 😂

I'm supposed to create a piece of original music for my AP Symphonic band class but everything that I've tried always ends up sounding like Mia and Sebastian's theme from La La Land and I'm angry with it. So rn I'm just fiddling around on the piano trying to make music that can't be copywritedddddd

As a not real songwriter that is a mood.

Some times I'm on the internet all day and I forget that I live in a small town in the middle of no where.
And then I'm forced to interact with people. and when I protest against activities like watching a movie that will cause a panic attack for me, they look at me with disgust and tell me to suck it up and invalidate me and belittle me until I say fine watch the movie. then go home a cry barley keeping my self from having a panic attack over knowing that I'm going to be in a situation that will most likely cause one. It's just a solid reminder that I live in a small minded community.

So I know this is kind of serious. And I respect you as a person. And I realize that spelling is not your thing here.
But
cry barley.

I wish you were going to mainland Scotland. You could visit the PENIS287 road for me.

Actually it's the Penis247 road. There's a couple of them. Scotland is a floating meme

There's roads named Penis???

sigh
Grand Tour references. It's the PENIS287 road. "Piloting Extremely Nicely In Scotland". Season Three, Episode… 10 or 11 I believe.

Um no. There's actually plenty of roads with profane and obscene names 😂

I WANNA VISIT NOW

Heres are the ones that I know about from friends, family, and various other sources. We shall not name them.
Bellenden Gardens, Cumwhinton, Cocklakes Cotehill, Cockermouth, Clithero, Fanny Street, Slack Bottom Road, Upperthong, Penistone, Butthole Lane, Willey, Titty Ho, Bell End, The Knob, Lower Swell, Old Sodbury, Butcombe, Shaftesbury, Shitterton, Sandyballs, Pound Bottom landfill, Cocking, Lickfold, S. Harting, Wilsford Cum Lake, Fingringhoe, Slutshole Lane, Feltwell, Fanny Hands Lane, Scunthorpe, Rimswell, Wetwang, and Coxhoe.

I'm supposed to create a piece of original music for my AP Symphonic band class but everything that I've tried always ends up sounding like Mia and Sebastian's theme from La La Land and I'm angry with it. So rn I'm just fiddling around on the piano trying to make music that can't be copywritedddddd

As a not real songwriter that is a mood.

I still haven't figured it out…

Titty Ho

This one was a one-hit KO to my sense of humor

Ah yes

Sandyballs

Wh- why have I been wheezing at this for so long

Ash got my personal favorite. Titty Ho is one of a kind 😂.