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@RedTheLoveless August 19, 2020

Who's that?

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO HE IS
HOLY FUCK
I
THIS IS THE END
RIP ME

@evastardust RRAAAARRL August 19, 2020

RRAAAARRL

Who's that?

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO HE IS
HOLY FUCK
I
THIS IS THE END
RIP ME

I don't really watch movies lol

@RedTheLoveless August 19, 2020

Who's that?

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO HE IS
HOLY FUCK
I
THIS IS THE END
RIP ME

I don't really watch movies lol

I don't either but John Mulaney introduced me to him through a bit and now he's fucking haunting me

@evastardust RRAAAARRL August 19, 2020

RRAAAARRL

Who's that?

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO HE IS
HOLY FUCK
I
THIS IS THE END
RIP ME

I don't really watch movies lol

I don't either but John Mulaney introduced me to him through a bit and now he's fucking haunting me

Ooh I do like John Mulaney-

@Althalosian-is-the-father August 19, 2020

Who be Gary?

@Pickles August 19, 2020

I got Leonardo DiCaprio lol

Me too

@Hey_Its_Snowy_And_Im_Generally_Confused August 19, 2020

if anyone feels like they procrastinate too much, there a roleplay thread I haven’t clicked on since December 2018 and it never even started because I still had to put my character in sooo

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry August 19, 2020

so you know the thing about trump stealing mailboxes? when i first heard about it i pictured him like santa, except instead of delivering presents he steals mailboxes from.houses and stores them in his sleigh

@Rainy_day_artist_classic August 19, 2020

So, the grinch?

@The-N-U-T-Cracker August 19, 2020

Apparently vegan pickup lines exist

@SpookyScarySnoteleks August 19, 2020

please elaborate

@evastardust RRAAAARRL August 19, 2020

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Those last four comments were a whole ride

@ElderGod-Winter-The-Renegade-Legionnaire August 19, 2020

That quiz thingy, I got Tom Cruise… Some weird thing about a powerpoint too…

@Althalosian-is-the-father August 19, 2020

Apparently vegan pickup lines exist

I want.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker August 19, 2020

alright, just copied a list
some of them are really weird and others suck kale but it’s what I found

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I want to stuff you like a Tofurkey.
I'll eat your peach if you try my zucchini.
You’re a vegan? Let me toss a salad for you.
You’re a hot chick… pea eater.
Hey baby, can I milk your soybeans?
Baby, you marinate my tempeh.
If you’re not getting enough protein, I can certainly help.
Can I tell you a pick up line? I promise it won’t be cheesy
I’m willing to give up meat — but I’d never give up you.
Yours is the only meat I will ever put in my body.
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that non-dairy fair trade shake?
I bet you could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.
I am sure we could both reach the big O in no time. Organic that is.
My heart is certified cage-free, so my love can roam to you.
Even though I'm a vegetarian, I still need my daily dose of meat and protein, darling.
I bought some new hemp sheets, wanna try them out?
If I give you my number will you promise to kale me?
You may be vegan, but I know you want my meat.
Can I cover you in agave nectar?
May I take your picture? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegan competition.
Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?
Baby, you have the passion of a vegan as well as figure of a vegetarian.
Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty.
How do you like your eggs, substituted or fertilized?
I have veganaise in the fridge at my place.
I’ll eat Hip Whip on anything.
If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me?
Protein, did you say protein? I have endless amounts of protein if needed.
What’s your favorite thing to do with agave nectar?
Ya wanna mix vitamins?
Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it?
You are the only meat I will ever put in my body.

I feel gross reading this
I wanna eat an entire bowl of chicken flavored ramen with egg to cleanse myself of what I’ve had to type

@Althalosian-is-the-father August 19, 2020

Ew.

@SpookyScarySnoteleks August 19, 2020

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what the fuck kinda vegan rickroll knockoff is this shit

Deleted user August 19, 2020

https://uquiz.com/quiz/VV1pnq/which-cursed-celebrity-did-your-coworker-bethany-set-you-up-on-a-blind-date-with

if someone takes with quiz and gets sera gamble as a result, please share the result here, I’ve been trying for a half hour to get that result but to no avail. I am desperate at this point and can’t stand to take the quiz one more time

I got Bethany!

@evastardust RRAAAARRL August 19, 2020

RRAAAARRL

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Are avocados sexy now??? Is this what the Allos^TM are up to nowadays?

@moss August 19, 2020

i couldn't make it through the whole list i feel like im gonna vomit

@evastardust RRAAAARRL August 19, 2020

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Anyways if anyone said those pickup lines to me, I would do a Classic Movie Slap without hesitation.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker August 19, 2020

As someone who eats a hecc ton of avocado, not once have they ever been disobedient, nor have I ever needed to slap them
a more realistic line would be “I’m going to squish you every day until you’re nice and ripe so I can cut you in half and blend your flesh into pasta sauce for my shrimp and avocado fettuccine” but apparently that’s not sexy enough or something and it’s also not vegan

@evastardust RRAAAARRL August 19, 2020

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Mine would be "can I angrily cut you open with a knife and squeeze you into a bowl, then mash up your insides with some tomatoes, lemon juice, garlic, and salt so I can eat it with my chips?"

Deleted user August 19, 2020

Lol yes.

@Hey_Its_Snowy_And_Im_Generally_Confused August 19, 2020

https://uquiz.com/THDOwu
also if anyone by chance wanted to which one of my favorite characters you are, theres this quiz I made :)
literally no one has taken it since I made it which is a tad bit disappointing because like 700 people took my last quiz

Deleted user August 19, 2020

I got Obi-Wan Kenobi

@evastardust RRAAAARRL August 19, 2020

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I got Merlin

@berlioz August 19, 2020

I got Emily from Until Dawn
Idk who that is lol but the quiz was nice

@evastardust RRAAAARRL August 19, 2020

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I took a "which Tumblr sexyman are you" and I got Mad Scientist so uh

@evastardust RRAAAARRL August 19, 2020

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It literally says "you were an English kid who loved shit like Frankenstein", I didn't take this quiz to be called out in my own home-

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