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I will exploit this

I fully expected you too. That is why I make you in charge of the dragon when we get one Dom. If we get one. If not you can have the hounds. You seem like someone who could command an army of hounds.

May I join your viking conquest?

Sure I already have control of several small islands. We’re making progress.

Y'all give vikings a bad rap. We're not that scary

haha not all the time.
le gasp UR A VIKING TOO?!

I am descended from the greats yes. But I only pillage on Tuesdays

MWAHAHAHAHA I HAVE YOU ALL BEAT. Clan Gunn claims direct descent from Gunni, grandson of Sweyn Asleifsson, the “Ultimate Viking” and hero of the Orkneyinga Saga. I’m read to take the helm of my forefathers. Blood probs will be spilt lol.

And don't forget yours, Blue Jay… WINTER

I could be descended from some great and famous viking, I just haven't checked lol.
And you've forgotten our one true weakness winter, THE SUN

Nah the sun can’t hurt me. We’re on great terms. He’s pretty chill. Except for the one time I beat him in Uno. That may or may have not set California and Washington State on fire. This is also why I don’t get burnt lol

The person or the season? Both are acceptable lol

Probs just me bc the season of Winter really didn’t do anything to the Vikings. It was more like oooo snow we can’t go out. Ya know what this means? Party and story time inside. Bro some of the scribes and poets could tell absolute bangers.

So What I'm hearing is we have a lot more Vikings on Notebook than originally expected.

But just one Scottish Viking lol. Who can also push and pull a dent out of a car with a solid punch. You saw the picture Rels. If I was not under an oath to keep my power in check, I would probs have taken over Canada by now. But alas. I have to stay in check as to not rip a hole in the fabric of space and time. It’s cool tho. A lot of people think I’m pretty snazzy.

Viking party time?

I mean, sure. But no mead. You’re Underage. You can have a caprisun.

You can have two caprisuns

Aight cool beans. We save arson for the finale. Like it’s the last thing we do before we finish our conquest.

WINTER IM A SCOTTISH VIKING TOO :D (i think)
can I have a capri sun?

I mean there’s 8 left in a pack and theoretically if I take over Canada I have unlimited caprisuns. I’m like 76% certain I can spare like 3 billion without retribution from the South Korean government. So yeah sure. You can have a caprisun or two.

And don't forget yours, Blue Jay… WINTER

I WHEEZED

I’m literally the Law and Order theme.
DUN DUN
Special Victims Unit
In actuality I think I’m a comedian, except I have no clue if I actually am or not, I think it could be the sleep deprivation tbh.