So I guess I kinda have a list now of all the foods I consume in a cursed manner (some more cursed than others). I now get to add another point to the list: lettuce.
Whole leaves of lettuce were placed on the table so we could break off custom pieces that fit our burgers. Instead of breaking it and putting it on a burger, I just took the whole lettuce leaf and ate it like a French Fry. No sauce. Just cronchy leaf in my mouth.
(I originally posted this in the wrong thread because I'm fuckinv tired and not allowed to go back to sleep yet)