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My father just texted me that he is almost done with his novel
Me: wHaT nOVeL
Him: Oh yeah it started out as a short story but now it's like 150 pages and I'm almost done with it
Me: faints

I got him beat. 200 pages and counting. And I'm nowhere near done.

Ummm okay so how

Dedication and a lot of espresso

Valid 😂

Or in my case Feel like you are trapped
Read that one quote from Tolkein that talks about writing being an escape
write to escape reality.
Cry
End up creating a book
Cry
World build the heck out of it.
Begin rewriting said book because you've done a lot of world building and need to rework somethings
Cry
Add 8 books to go with that one book.
realize you are a highschooler and don't have the time to write said books
Cry
Cry some more
Continue working on them anyway because sleep is unnecessary.

I feel that on a deep emotional level

Yet another reason why I envy my guinea pig. He gets to sleep whenever he wants.

I just realised something
Gingham wallpaper

Has anyone here seen Stargate SG-1? A friend recommended it to me, and I want to watch it…

On a similar-ish note, has anyone seen 2001: A Space Odyssey?

So I'm sitting outside, we have a bolder in our back yard so I'm just sitting up here. three people have walked out here looking for me and just haven't thought to look up.

Can I just say, that one Calvin and Hobbes where he's Spaceman Spiff hiding from like Zorgs or something, and then it turns out he's really hiding in a tree and his parents are looking for him.
And also the one where he drops a giant snowball on Susie's head.

Oh my gods, I LOVE CALVIN AND HOBBES!! They were a big part of me and my younger siblings’ childhood. My little brother actually ended up imitating Calvin in the doctor’s office and called the doc a quack… my mother was so embarrassed, I still crack up over it. But his imagination is brilliant, YES

So I'm sitting outside, we have a bolder in our back yard so I'm just sitting up here. three people have walked out here looking for me and just haven't thought to look up.

That’s…. I wanna do that, but up in one of my trees.

not me making self indulgent oc art while having done no hw

So I'm sitting outside, we have a bolder in our back yard so I'm just sitting up here. three people have walked out here looking for me and just haven't thought to look up.

That’s…. I wanna do that, but up in one of my trees.

Sameeeeeee

Eyyyyy! Fellow squirrel! Lol

You ever crave something so bad you feel like you're gunna cry if you don't eat it soon

You ever crave something so bad you feel like you're gunna cry if you don't eat it soon

yeS,,,

I had these microwave baby potatoes seasoned with garlic and parsley last night and I want them again so bad
They came in like a family sized tub and I could just eat them all

I actually have a strange cravings story involving an avocado and a fiddle player, if you want to hear it…

OK here goes.
So my dad has this band, and a few years ago, they were coming over to practise in our basement occasionally. One day I was craving avocados and guacamole so intensely and we didn't have any. I was literally just wandering around the house moaning about how we had no avocados.
So then one of the band members, who's a freakishly talented fiddle player, comes upstairs to like get a drink of water or something and hears me complaining, and is like, "You know what, I'll bring you an avocado next time." So I was like "Umm okay" and didn't think much of it.
The next time my dad had band practise, the guy comes over, right? So he knocks on the door, and I open it, and he just holds out an avocado and I started laughing so hard I thought I would die. It was great.
And then I made guacamole with it and watched Psych.
Good times.