I may be smol but I can fucking lift 220 lbs of weight
Fight me lmao
Yes I am smol lord
Shorties Club (JOKES ON YOU, TIS I THE SMOL BEAN LORD DUSKIE)
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One is big into karate so I don't mess with her.
The other is just intimidating so I don't mess with her.
Believe me, you haven't lived until you've seen two 4'10" girls pin a 5'11" dude to a fence so they could steal his basketball.
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I mean, i beat up 3 highschoolers when i was in third grade…
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i dont believe i belong here… i too tol… ;-; i shall lev now
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I am the outlier as I am 4'9. Very short for my age. I claim title of smol lord. We shall duel so I can become the alpha
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de tol one levs
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de odder tol leves too
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Carrie Fisher was 5'1" we should make her our guardian smolangel
We shall duel for smolest lord
But nah I forfeit. I will be right-hand to our smolest lord
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I shall rise
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You forget, i created this thread MWAHAHAHAAH
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but that’s unfair
Lmao but I'll be 5'2" or even shorter (gravity makes people shrink) for my entire life so I am possibly the next Carrie Fischer
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CoOl
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I am smol lord duel me you imposter
I'm 5' 1"……… So far the second smolest……
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I am the outlier as I am 4'9. Very short for my age. I claim title of smol lord. We shall duel so I can become the alpha
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yes, gasp, no one can un-smol me
One is big into karate so I don't mess with her.
The other is just intimidating so I don't mess with her.
Believe me, you haven't lived until you've seen two 4'10" girls pin a 5'11" dude to a fence so they could steal his basketball.
Oh, you've never lived until you've seen a 5' 1" girl up on her roof screaming at a bear in Scottish…. Believe me. That was intimidating…… (I should know. It twas me….)
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Wow
Ask me anything about being a short intimidating person.
(I'm a boxer, I fence, and I can throw 150 lbs like it's nothing. Plus, I live in the good ole state of Alaska. It makes me extra tough….)
Yeee Boi. I'm going to go. I need my sleep…
I WIN!!! I AM 4'7"!!! I AM THE ULTIMATE SMOL BEAN! I AM A REAL LIFE HOBBIT AND NONE OF YOU SHALL CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE!!!!
Ay. A fellow Hobbit. Where are ye from? Bag End? Northfarthing? Southfarthing? Eastfarthing? Westfarthing? Buckland? Westmarch?
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I'm 5'6….does that count?
Ye may be a little tall. Let me check my facts…
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oki den