good answer
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The hot water is running out.
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National anthem's are just country music if you think about it
WOW
How come it feels weird to say my own name out loud?
This is literally the weirdest sensation, I have a friend with the same name as me and it's so awkward
Right???
What do my thoughts look like?
wow
Holy fuck…my brain has never hurt so much before…lmaoo
Ya, that s a weird one to think about.
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Aliens don't come to earth because we breathe death. You need oxygen to start a fire, and fire is death. We breathe oxygen. They think we are crazy lunatics because we breathe death. "Wanna go to earth?" "No way dude, they breathe oxygen." "Oh quiznak!"
What would happen if you ate a package of mentos and then drank coke?
You might vomit
When you choke on water, you fail at breathing and drinking, two of the most important things in your life.
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What if oxygen is just a poison and takes 60-70 years to kill us
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Synonyms are great, like:
"Let's go to my house in the forest!" and
"Let's go to my cabin in the woods!"
Also:
"Forgive me father, for I have sinned" and
"I'm sorry daddy, I was naughty."
What
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XD
Everything is either a duck or not a duck
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What if women found a way to procreate with other women? Like, one woman gets her egg into another and the eggs be like "FUSION!!" Boom,fertilized egg (since eggs have the genetic coding for technical stuff). The child would be female, of course. Would feminists do this all the time, and would men die off?
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Also, in an advanced society, where AI is common in robots, if you had sex with your robot boyfriend/girlfriend, would they technically just be advanced sex toys?
Wow…
So you're saying that two female sex cells would just do a dragon ball fusion dance or something
How creative lmao XD
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Yeup pretty much!
(I can't believe someone got the reference XD)
yEAH bOi i Love Dragon ball (super especially of course)
Your cell thing (no pun intended) is funny but not biologically possible, sorry.
lmao
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Still, it could be cool.
Yeah I suppose it would
But it's completely illogical
lmao
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What if Deadpool went up against Orihime from Bleach? Orihime be like "I Regect!!" And it'd be like, boom, Deadpool no longer has powers, cause she would restore his original self. He could finally be with Death, his lover. (Comic cannon Deadpool)
Why does sleeping seem like 5 seconds?
Idk Peri.
Perhaps because we aren't usually aware of time when we are asleep. Think about when somebody blacks out, they kinda just wake up in a new place, and have no idea when it happened.
Yeah but why aren’t we usually aware of time? It’s not like we’re dead, our bodies are still functioning. If we don’t have a watch on us and 30 minutes go by, we usually know that it’s been about that long. Why don’t we know that when we’re asleep?
Because our senses are on power save mode.