Omg are all my children here!
Ahem, I assure you, I am not your child. I am no one's child. I am an adult. Adjusts tie
EXUSE ME YOU ARE ALL MY CHILDREN MR NECK TIE
No, I am a functioning adult. I will not be babied, much less by someone who is my age.
You have no say in wether or not you are my child it was mutually agreed when you joined I am the father figment