Sly

Drinking water now

Drinking water now

Good. Drink lots.

oreos for everyone
I have classic, lemon oreo thins, and a few of the new pistachio creme ones

Unfortunately for me, I can't eat Oreos…

WAIT WHAT WHY
what do you want for a snack then

Gluten allergy.
I've got granola bars here.

oof I'm sorry to hear that
so you don't need a snack from me?

Yeah. Dairy, too. It sucks. I miss ice cream and cookies and cake…
Nah, I'm good. Thanks, though.

ahh that's tragic
my sis has lactose intolerance
she hates it lol

Drink water. And throw things at anyone who dares make a loud noise
It helps make things quiet. Don't make sudden jerking movements, and if you take ibeuprofen, don't lay down.

I have a headache

Another idea: If your blinds aren't open to let the sun in, do that! Sun is actually really good for your eyes.
Unless, of course, you're staring at it. Then you'll go blind. That is not good for your eyes.

yeah please don't go blind

I have spf 100 sunscreen

time to land on the sun

nO

Can I throw things at my mom? She's the loudest thing

I would strongly advise against doing that

Sneck dad you're the best, but I think throwing things at your mom might make her louder

Interesting

My stomach is eating itself so imma go get me some food.

I have a funny story, if anyone wants to hear it

Do that kiddo

Also do that kiddo

I have a funny story, if anyone wants to hear it

Sure.

Okay, so it's sunday. I'm tired, hungry and pissed at my mom bc she's being rude. We got to church, and I refused to get out of the car, bc like hell im going to go get an even bigger headache. My mom says, fine, you can stay in the car. So they go inside, I'm in the car, and I'm sitting there fuming cuz I'm so angry at everything and everyone. But I know I can't hit anyone or break anything, cuz I'll get in trouble. So instead I find a roll of toilet paper in the backseat, and I tp the inside of the car. Then I open the door to get out of the car and walk home, but the car alarm goes off bc my mom locked the doors. So I'm sitting with the door wide open, car alarm going off and I'm so angry but now I'm scared too, waiting for the cops to come arrest me or whatever. But for five minutes, no one comes and the car alarm stops so I get out and walk home. I get home, but walking did not ease my rage, so I'm still pissed. So I do the first thing I can think of: I hide cheese all over my parent's room. It was stupid, and very immature, but I wasn't thinking straight. It's been two months, I know for sure they have found one of the cheeses but I'm not sure about the other six.

nice

Holy canoodle child

that's amzing

That's great XD

I gtg now

don't burn down the site while I'm gone

okay we won't
I probably should go too
I'm trying to write, but I'm spending more time on nb.ai than actually writing

Aw okay bye snek dad

Imagine when the cheese starts to smell and they cant find it

okay we won't
I probably should go too
I'm trying to write, but I'm spending more time on nb.ai than actually writing

Same….

Bye, dad! waves at Sly

Bye Dad!

WAIT PATH I think you deleted a thing right as I was about to quote it but heck that was v cute lol

Bye!

Lol yeah I deleted it sorry