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So...... Hows the weather.....

@Relsey-TheElder forum 34 comments schedule
@Relsey-TheElder

I'm really bored and want to converse with people for some strange reason, so How's the weather…. I guess.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

It’s literally a blizzard here. I was supposed to go to church this morning but I can’t because we have like a foot of snow over the driveway and a ton of ice. The snow on the trees is getting so heavy it’s breaking off the smaller branches.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

We haven’t had a big snow since like 2010 and then we get two in the same winter

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I live in Canada and there is only a light dusting of snow…… (I can see the freaking grass…..)

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

You can’t see grass here. Or really anything for that matter, just white white and more white

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iT’S ALSO SNOW AS FFFFFRCICK

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I'M IN FREAKING CANADA AND THERE IS NO SNOW!!!! WHAT IS THIS!!?!?

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I”M IN FREAKING MARYLAND AND THERE’S SUPPOSED TO BE A FOOT OF SNOW

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Did you wash your hair with maple syrup this morning?

@basil_

SNOW!!!!

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

I’m living in a state of Missouri

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Haha Missouri/misery oh look I’m so funny

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Did you wash your hair with maple syrup this morning?

No….. That would be insane….. BUT I WANT A SNOW DAY!!!!!!

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

But I actually do live in Missouri.

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hahahaha well excuse me ms i live across the fucking country ok

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Did you wash your hair with maple syrup this morning?

No….. That would be insane….. BUT I WANT A SNOW DAY!!!!!!

You’re obviously not Canadian enough

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Did you wash your hair with maple syrup this morning?

No….. That would be insane….. BUT I WANT A SNOW DAY!!!!!!

You’re obviously not Canadian enough

“How do Canadians take a shower?”

“Same as you, dunghole, we just get nice and wet, then we take out the syrup…”

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Did you wash your hair with maple syrup this morning?

No….. That would be insane….. BUT I WANT A SNOW DAY!!!!!!

You’re obviously not Canadian enough

We all know that Canadians like to pour gallons of maple syrup into the snow, wait until it freezes, then play ice hockey on it while being super painfully nice to each other

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Washing my hair with maple syrup, my curly, tangly, hair. that. that would end up being a sticky, matted, mess.
FYI: Maple syrup is the stickiest food item, ON. THE. PLANET.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Washing my hair with maple syrup, my curly, tangly, hair. that. that would end up being a sticky, matted, mess.
FYI: Maple syrup is the stickiest food item, ON. THE. PLANET.

Yes it is, but you’re Canadian so therefore it magically washes right out due to the excessive amounts of kindness

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no it’s not

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Washing my hair with maple syrup, my curly, tangly, hair. that. that would end up being a sticky, matted, mess.
FYI: Maple syrup is the stickiest food item, ON. THE. PLANET.

Yes it is, but you’re Canadian so therefore it magically washes right out due to the excessive amounts of kindness

I would try it… I really would… But the risk is too big.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

How did this go from "the weather" to "a really bad state pun" to "Canadian stereotypes"?

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IDK

@basil_

because that's what happens here

@Relsey-TheElder

It hasn't snowed where I live sense Carry the one add two… 2007

@Yamatsu

I'm in Mass and there's been pretty much no snow since October! We're supposed to be the hardy New-Englanders shovelling our way through a blizzard while bedecked in Patriots memorabilia and with a coffee in our hands! What happened? What's yet to come?

I'm kinda scared, now.

@Relsey-TheElder

Wow this feels like foreshadowing….. anyone else pick up on that.

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Laughs like a maniac cuz I don't understand this

WE JUSF GOT SNOW IT ALL APPEARED SATURDAY OUT OF NOWHERE AND THERES SO MUCH ITS GORGEOUS ASDFGHJKL;