Cade: I do not want some fuck no thank you
James: looks like James is getting some fuk
Cade: wait hold on no
Me: violently snerking while the lemme smash meme plays on a loop in my head
So I’m bored and curious therefore I made a thing where our characters can interact. Please come in and introduce your characters! Everyone’s welcome to take part!
Me: oH MY GOD NO NOT THE SMOL
Me: trying to not break down in a laughing fit and be a giggly bitch in math class
Matt: "Heyhoo yall Matty boi here wants sum fukkk too"
Me: Jesus Matt no restrain yourself
Grey: "Don't make me take you home father"
James: I'll gladly give Matt some fuck
Me: cackling in apush
Me: fucking dying in trig
Matt: "Yeehaw cowboi get ready for the best ride o' yer life"
Me: MATT YOU CAN'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT
James: o fuk
Me: Matthias stop, don't corrupt my smol boi like that
James: I was corrupted the moment you made me a character what the fuck are you talking about
Ellis: STOP SWEARING PLEASE
Me: Oh dear
James: deep breath, ready to scream out all curse words known to mankind
Me: James Montgomery, I will remove you from this
Allegra: Okay Ellis is kinda touchy about swearing cus his dad swore a lot and he has not too fond memories about that guy.
Ellis: yOU DIDN'T HAVE TO TELL THEM THAT
Bastian: yeets himself at James y'all take too fuckin long, shut up and start mashing faces begins to press Matt and James' faces together
Kaon: wheezing so hard he cant' even breathe as he wiggles and laughs on the ground
me: jfc
James: oh shit I'm sorry
James: JAMES WHY
James: FU- uhhh fudgepop I'm sorry, dude
Cade: uncomfortably sipping his tea
Me: Bastian… Bastian no
Avry: munching n a cookie
Atticus: leaning against Avery
Matt: "WHOO HOWDY PARDNER" cheering
Me: Oh m y god Matt noooo
Grey: "What the actual fuck Father"
Matt: "WATCH YER FOKING LANGUAGE MISSY"
Grey: rolls her eyes and flips him off "Whatever"
Avery: pats Atticus's head
Bastian: giggling like a little kid while still smooshing their faces together nowww kiss
Kaon: wheezes like a dying Jensen before beginning to cackle again
me: I give up, this is too fucking funny
Me: I am offended
James: agressively kisses Matt
Me: I can't stop laughing in english send help
Matt: raises his eyebrows before kissing James back just as aggressively
Grey: goes to sit beside Atticus "Do you want to go home?"
Atticus: shaking his head "I don't wanna leave Avery…"
Me: I was so confused and my first thought was "laughing in english? do you usually laugh in french????"
Cade: aggressively sipping his tea in the corner I definitely want to go home
Me: Yes I laugh in french huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehueHUE
Me: no no it's honhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhon
Me: Then what the hell language was I laughing in if it ain't French or English
Me: ??? idk??????
group
me: i leave for a fricking hour, what the heck you guys XDDD
Me: Actually what the hell
Me: it's chaos. James and Matt are making out, Red is laughing in an unknown language, and Cade is triggered
Cade: I'm not triggered I just want to go home
group
Me: I'm not allowing Axtin to come back here because of this
group
Jackson: What's up, kriffers?!
Geneva: I'm sorry, he swears in Star Wars lingo.
Jackson: I swear in earthen languages, too, but Jyn won't let me on her computer.