So I’m Sitting Here in My AP History Teacher’s Classroom yet Now I’m in the Band Room cuz ye

LESBIAN POWERS
USE THEM FOR MURDER!

THE LESBIAN ASSASSIN

that is gold

why are you in detention?

i”M NOT IN DETENTION THE GIRL WHO WAS HERE EARLIER WAS

i’m staying after for the band thing

why are you in detention?

i”M NOT IN DETENTION THE GIRL WHO WAS HERE EARLIER WAS

i’m staying after for the band thing

ah

My Best Friend, The Lesbian Assassin

yeah

KNOCK OUT THE JANITOR WITH YOUR PLATE

i’M NOT KNOCKING ANYONE OUT

BUT YOU'RE THE LESBIAN ASSASSIN

Hon

I am a nerdy, band geeky, bisexual 14 yr old squishy female i am not that cool

YOU ARE THAT COOL!
EMBRACE IT

EMBRACE THE PIZZA ROLLS

When someone passes, make a weird face.

I finished my pizza rolls ;u; now i have two empty cups of macaroni and cheese and a will to throw myself out Mrs. Perkins’ windows

XD
THE LESBIAN ASSASSIN FLEES THE SCENE OF THE CRIME

Hold the mac and cheese cups up to your eyes

wait

why the heck are you eating lunch at 4:30?

LA yeets self out window

Why the heck do you want me to hold my macaroni cups up to my eyes

Also it’s dinner

grandma knows best emi… listen to grandma… she is old and wise.

thank ya, dearie :3

Oh my god

ThE jAniTorS arE clOsIng iN oN me HelP

macaroni cups, Emi.

Hold them up to your eyes and make a weird face. He shall not bother you.

Or you could always just knock him out.

HIDE MY LBBF
HIDDEEEEE

No i don’t want to scare the janitors and make them kick me out

I just need something else to eat

starts eating a chair

Wait

I have snacks i can eat

XD

oH no HERE HE COMES IF I DIE PLAY DEATH OF A BACHELOR AT MY FUNERAL CONNIE

OKAY I GOTCHA

play dead dearie

and also

take the macaroni cups and put them over your dead eyes

Wait no false alarm

shoot Emi y u do this

XD

Dude but the football team walked by and one of them said that something smelled good and i was like

evvviiiillll smol who lieks macaroni