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SOUND THE PUN ALARM

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SAY SOME PUNS HERE. SHARE YOUR PUNS. OR JUST CHAT.

I like science puns, but I only make them periodically

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(sounding the pun alarm)

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I'm sorry, were you expecting a reaction?
(Chemistry puns)

My puns are 🐨 🍵

Chemistry puns? I'm in my element.

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hey guys, did you know that one guacamole is equal to 6.22x10 to the 23 guacas?
I guess you could call that
Avocado's number

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I'll see myself out.

Hey guys, guess what you do with a dead chemist

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not sure, what?

Barium

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i Just laughed so hard in the middle of class and everyone is staring at me

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Two chemists walk into a bar.
Chemist one: "I'll take some water."
Chemist two: "I'd like some H2O too"
Chemist one: facepalms "Idiot."

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Not chemistry related but our fridge broke yesterday and what did my mom say about it? “That’s not cool!”

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Oh yeah one time a friend was visiting St Louis and she was hoping to get a hotel in Illinois, but she couldn’t find one, so now she’s living in a state of Missouri. -I made that joke when I was 11 and I’ve always been so proud of it

And rightfully so

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It is amazing

Definitely

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Anyone else think of FOB after reading that?

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What's that?

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Fall Out Boy

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Ah, yes.

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Maybe make this whole discussion a FOB song

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The best of us can find happiness in Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissouri.