I'm scared

expect the unexpected

Live laugh wilbur

should I make a Wilbur cult?

okokokokokokokokok so I started drama class yesterday, AND OH MY FUCKING GOD IM DYING STILL

So there is this one girl in my class, she is absolutely gorgeous, like she was wearing those boxy sunglasses with a grey sleeveless top and black cargo pants, and she just presented herself in a very masc way and I was just melting into a puddle.

Anyway, fast forward a couple minutes, and we are doing this game where we have to stay still, but the 'watchers' have to try and get us to move, she was one of the watchers, and in am attempt to get me to move SHE JUST STRAIGHT UP STARTED COMPLIMENTING ME! Like she was commenting on my hair, glasses, my rings, and saying such nice stuff until I caved and ended up laughing. Mind you I was flustered as hell, because like, exCUSE ME

But yeah, safe to say I can't wait until next week

OOOOOOOOOH ELISE IS A LESBIAN!!! ELISE IS GAY!!! ELISE HAS A CRUSH!!!

ELISE HAS A CRUSH AND SHE LOVEEEEEES HER AND WANTS TO MARRRRRYYY HER AND HAVE GAY LITTLE BABIES !!!!!!!!

-_-
I'm bi, get it right next time 🙄 /j

But I can neither confirm of deny that statement-

Ty pookie ✨

salmon

ELISE! NO WAY, I FOUND A PICTURE OF YOU ONLINE!

I hate you so effing much I can't wait till u come to Australia just to see ur British ass die and melt in the heat /j
I will never stop laughing at the fact that Britain went into a nation heatwave warning at 30 DEGREES 💀

ELISE! NO WAY, I FOUND A PICTURE OF YOU ONLINE!

I hate you so effing much I can't wait till u come to Australia just to see ur British ass die and melt in the heat /j
I will never stop laughing at the fact that Britain went into a nation heatwave warning at 30 DEGREES 💀

What's that in Fahrenheit??? I live in MURICA🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

86 f

ELISE! NO WAY, I FOUND A PICTURE OF YOU ONLINE!

I hate you so effing much I can't wait till u come to Australia just to see ur British ass die and melt in the heat /j
I will never stop laughing at the fact that Britain went into a nation heatwave warning at 30 DEGREES 💀

What's that in Fahrenheit??? I live in MURICA🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

86 f

Bro just wear a tank top and drink water and ull be fine– what are British ppl on

THATS WHST IVE BEEN SAYING, we still love you tho captain barbussy <3

ELISE! NO WAY, I FOUND A PICTURE OF YOU ONLINE!

I hate you so effing much I can't wait till u come to Australia just to see ur British ass die and melt in the heat /j
I will never stop laughing at the fact that Britain went into a nation heatwave warning at 30 DEGREES 💀

What's that in Fahrenheit??? I live in MURICA🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

86 f

Bro just wear a tank top and drink water and ull be fine– what are British ppl on

THATS WHST IVE BEEN SAYING, we still love you tho captain barbussy <3

(' ._,)

dont give me that face

i just took a survey for school and I answered spidey man for every question

as you should

ELISE! NO WAY, I FOUND A PICTURE OF YOU ONLINE!

I hate you so effing much I can't wait till u come to Australia just to see ur British ass die and melt in the heat /j
I will never stop laughing at the fact that Britain went into a nation heatwave warning at 30 DEGREES 💀

What's that in Fahrenheit??? I live in MURICA🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

86 f

Bro just wear a tank top and drink water and ull be fine– what are British ppl on

THATS WHST IVE BEEN SAYING, we still love you tho captain barbussy <3

(' ._,)

dont give me that face

(' .᎑.)

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