soup

heh I'm about to start legal shit with my abuser if she doesn't hand over my legal documents.

Now u have to come to austrlia 👹👹👹

no

my sister will find spiders
and bring them home in a glass jar
I do not spiders

[Pats pet Tarantula with glove]
Don't worry buddy. You're not spoopy.
[Points at Funnel Web Spider in boot]
Not that spoopy at least.

oh god please no
I was trying to clean out and organize stuff out in the shop (garage, whatever) and I picked up a stack of old canvases that me and my sister had done when we were lil bitty. picked it up from one end, case it was only like five canvases; good 'ol Wolf Spider was on them, a mere several inches from my hand… I dropped it, one hand clutching at my collarbone, the other pressed to my leg, frozen. I couldn't control my breath it was very fun🙂

Wolf Spiders are like giant, meaner jumping spiders. I'd rather take my chances with a Goliath Bird Eater than one of those suckers.

I might be a bit biased here, but Tarantulas are just so darn appealing. The one I own is such a sweetheart.

Just don't go near her while she's molting. That probably won't end well. I have the stuck quills to prove it.

heh I'm about to start legal shit with my abuser if she doesn't hand over my legal documents.

Hope you beat her! Rooting for you here buddy ;)

Now u have to come to austrlia 👹👹👹

no

my sister will find spiders
and bring them home in a glass jar
I do not spiders

[Pats pet Tarantula with glove]
Don't worry buddy. You're not Spoopy.
[Points at Funnel Web Spider in boot]
Not that spoopy at least.

As an aussie with severe arachnophobia I fear you

Laughs in army of Jumping Spiders, my other Redknee Tarantula named Kumonga, and my other *other Brazilian Black Tarantula named Munchkin.*

I'm just insane I guess lmao.

after reading this page imm scared of the Aussie land even more🙂

you should be

As an aussie im scared of the aussie land aswell bro our shit is fucking terrifying

As someone who hasn't been to Australia (yet), I'd have three responses to the animals there.

1. Burn it (Funnel Web and Inland Taiwan)

2. Run (Monitor Lizard and Saltwater Croc)

3. Hug or Pet the rest (And I do mean the rest.

As an aussie im scared of the aussie land aswell bro our shit is fucking terrifying

As someone who hasn't been to Australia (yet), I'd have three responses to the animals there.

1. Burn it (Funnel Web and Inland Taiwan)

2. Run (Monitor Lizard and Saltwater Croc)

3. Hug or Pet the rest (And I do mean the rest.

1. Bushfires already do that

2. Mate the crocs have centuries of instinct, you'll be dead before you can think to run

3. You can pet a koala in QLD (which is what i did) but idk abt the rest

The only thing that isn't out to kill us are the bloody volcano's

I'm probably going to get maimed or killed over there lmao.

yo @Cackla-the-Phantasma the soup queen has given u the role of chef. burn the kitchen, do whatever you want, just make soup

Okie

But what if I want skittle noodle soup🥺

yeah🥺 besides, its fun to eat with chopsticks cause it stains the wood colors🥺

o Soup Court, waht say you… to TATER SOUP and a WAFFLED CHEES SAMMICH.
_{(waffled chees sammich is a regular grill chees sammich but ya toast it in the waffle iron its fukin amazing)}

Cereal is soup right

(peaks in through the void)