Talk With Me?

Hello! It's your local insomniac!

Please come rid me of boredom.

Yo.

YO!
Fren!

FRIEND!! :D

Strong Russian voice
Comrade

Oh my goodness.

I just choked on my lemon water.

You remind me of my friends who make communism jokes.

And Russian jokes and stuff.

I love them very much.

Heh, I make

• Drug jokes
• Anarchy jokes
• Corrupt gov. jokes
• Etc.

NEAT!!
:D

I make bad jokes. :D

I'm just that one person who makes self-deprecating jokes that are actually true.

:c

Do

Do you need a hug?

What is this "Hug" concept?
Can you eat it?

My poor child.

:c

But if you could eat hugs I bet they would taste good.

Do they taste like cookies? I like cookies

Cookies are nice.

But a hug isn’t edible.

Then what's the use of one?
Also, ya wanna hear my daily insights?

I mean it-

Sure. :o What is it?

I have two today

Sleep is just a preview of death, that's why humans like it so much
and
Half of hello is just "Hell" this shows that being social is hell

You’re

You’re not wrong. ._.

Dang.

I know
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m a j e s t i c

I just spelled majestic with a g before changing it. ._.

Same….

xD

What if we replaced every g with j?

oh…

YES!

I already spell gem like "Jem"

What a jem. xD

Do you like gam?

I do! It's really yummy!
I have it mostly on toast

Yeahh ikr!!

What do you like better? Gelly or gam?

Gam
obvi

Lolll.

Do you like joats??? •w•

Not really, they're a bit cute though

I admire their dedication to eating everything