Whether they’re in Band, whether they’re basic white, tELL ME WHAT YOU’VE HEARD OR WHAT THEY’VE SAID TO YOU!
I’ll start.
“No, you gotta scrub your shoes with one of those toilet bowl cleaner things— a clean one of course… It works! I’m telling everyone I know!”
-A fellow Flutist in my section
"I'm only egotistical for the memes."
-First chair trumpet
(Talking about how we hate the color yellow)
“I find that vey offensive.”
-Asian senior
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"Want a mint? I keep them in my pants!"
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Also,
Bio Teacher: "SCIEEEENCEEEE!"
Random kid: "You sounded like Gru when you said that."
okay that’s the best one, other than the 1st Chair Trumpeter thing.
Sipping from a thermos
I've been here for 3 hours doing math. so kindly, fuck off
-me
(Talking about genetics in my science class)
"It's black!"
-Me
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We were doing a game for class where you take an adjective that begins with the 1st letter of your 1st name and my Honors English class and one kid was trying to decide what his was gonna be and his name began with a C and one of the things he wanted to have for his adjective was 'crackhead'. Also another class had a kid whose name began with a B and his adjective was 'Big-Booty'.
"Can you stop using my graphic novel as a plate?"
"Hey, you in the suspenders!"
"Is my name Fred? I think it's Fred. Is it Fred?"
My top three weird things overheard in the hallways.
We were doing a game for class where you take an adjective that begins with the 1st letter of your 1st name and my Honors English class and one kid was trying to decide what his was gonna be and his name began with a C and one of the things he wanted to have for his adjective was 'crackhead'. Also another class had a kid whose name began with a B and his adjective was 'Big-Booty'.
We did something like this in our AVID class and it wasn’t nearly as entertaining.
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"I want a Chick-Fil-A tattoo!"
-Kid in my Business/Marketing class
"I'm going to use freedom to fight off the mosquitoes."
-Me
boy in my math class: raps about spoons and forks
"I'm going to get lip wash!"
-The Blonde Guy
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Me: sings along very loudly to La La (Death Star) Plans
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My friend (while sitting in the middle of a bedroom at a Catholic camp we were visiting): rolls story cubes This turtle is an old f*****…
"Why do you always make fun of for being adopted?" - A kid in my grade 7 class*, who was definitely not adopted.
Can't decide if this is funnier with or without context, so I'm hiding it behind a spoiler. It's there if you want it.
*Not that it really has any effect on the story, but we don't have middle school where I live. Grade 7 is still elementary but since that's middle school in most places that do have it (according to Google at least) I figured it would still be ok to share.
If you’d like to know, Middle School in most counties start at 6th grade!
Awesome story!
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LOL!!!
Some standouts for me:
I wasn't on the DC Trip (thanks a lot anxiety and depression) but those are some of the best stories from it.
Bro sounds like goooooold thanks for sharing!
"Hot sauce is not a balanced breakfast."
-Trombonist to another trombonist who was downing hot sauce packets and refused to eat anything else
"…Therefore, a tree is a sandwich."
-Some people were having an argument about whether a hot dog was a sandwich and a mellophone interrupted saying that technically almost anything could be a sandwich and proceeded to defend his case.
"Go the fuck to sleep."
-Nearly everyone at some point.
Yeeeeeessss bannnnd storiesss okay i have another
So we have a warm up that goes (it’s seared into my brain)
“Hello!” (A drum major would say this)
“HELLO!” (Band response)
“My name is Joe!”
“Hi Joe!”
“I have a house!”
“NICE HOUSE”
“[Number] kids and [number] spouce…”
A nd our seinor drum major has a lot of trouble filling in those numbers
So one day he did
…
“I have an apartment!”
“NICE… APARTMENT!”
“and uh… 4000 Pokemon cards”
And phmysgpd i couldn’t stop laughing it was acually me in 20 years xD
Me in math class playing a geometry game with my friend. "WATCH OUT FOR THE LAND PIRATES!!"
"Why do I have re sudden urge to play Gallifreyan Go Fish?"
Me to a friend when we were playing an (educational) card game in maths class.
Me: Touches some idiot guy’s foot as I shift to get comfortable in my Geometry class
The Guy: Ohmygod are you trying to play footsies with me?!
Me: -.-
No
okay so I literally did this, bu like for three years in high school. I now have a document with over 260 things written in it.
here… I chose a few of the tamer ones,
Oh my god the second to last one reminded me of
“Do you know where the closest Dollar store is?”
i hate my grade
I like this other one too
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"My birthday is in May, but with my hops you'd think it was February 29!"
