Tell me the weirdest dreams you've ever had!

I occasionally have dreams that have foreseen the future. I don't want to go too far into it but I accurately predicted much of 2016 before it even happened. Haven't predicted anything since though.

in some dreams I can fly

in some dreams I can fly

I wish I had a lucid dream where I could fly. That's actually one of the things I want the most in my life: to experience what it feels like to fly. Gives me chills just thinking about it. *shudder *

But then what were you wearing?

But then what were you wearing?

Shush Mikel.

Sometimes something will happen that I was sure already happened and I realize that the same exact thing had happened in my dream.

There's this one dream that REALLY sticks out in my mind. For context, I'm in an acapella group at my school, and I wasn't the biggest fan of a couple of the members.

We were supposed to perform at a festival, kind of like St. Anthony's Feast in Boston, just really packed together. I was weaving through the crowd after we performed, trying to find a place to eat. I had already had dinner, so I just wanted a dessert or something small. There was this little Mom-and-Pop pizza place that also happened to make their own pastries, which was GREAT because everything looked delicious. There was this one thing where it looked like there was pie crust on the bottom, cannoli filling, lemon meringue filling on top of that, and a very thin layer of chocolate espresso powder on top. However, my heart was set on having a cannoli. These things were big, and the one I got had the chocolate chips on the sides. However, this thing cost $20! If it cost me that much, this had better be the best damn cannoli I had ever tasted in my life! I was handed the cannoli on a plate, but then someone tapped me on the shoulder. It was Sam, that no-good, dirty rotten dream ruiner!
"You know you were supposed to buy dinner first, right?"
I woke up thinking But I already HAD dinner!
And then I realized that I didn't have my cannoli.
I was despondent for the rest of the day.

I'm just going to copy/paste what I wrote down for last night's dreams: (sorry for the lack of punctuation, I wrote this while half-asleep)

1: I was heading off to bed at twelve at night after watching Just Dance videos of a Where Are You Now/Psycho thing and I went to grab my iPod and water but I dropped my iPod and after I picked it up I felt a hand on the back of my neck… Also whenever I turned on the lights they wouldn't light up the room and I kinda had to pee when it all happened but I couldn't because I was murdered.
2: (My brother's name) was abducted by an evil alien and to get him back I had to go on a mission with a good alien to get him out and at first I packed up my things and left and no other alien saw us but then mr good alien passed out trying to make copies of himself and he told me to pack up because I had to go home but when I did he was stuck and then we started talking to the other aliens and they were all super friendly and one gave me candy but when you invade their space you have to cover your eye with one hand or they'll spray you and then my computer was stolen and my clothes and I had to find that too and then all the aliens teamed up to stop the evil alien and I got my brother and computer back and it was all good and we went home and I woke up.

THERE SEEMS TO BE A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THOSE TWO DREAMS

Okay so this wasn't my dream but it was about me…
My sister had a dream that she was looking out across a bunch of small islands (not really islands, just tiny patches of sand-covered land jutting out of the ocean) and on each one stood a large buck with huge antlers and they were all staring at her, and their eyes followed her wherever she went. She said they looked mad, like they were about to charge at her.
Apparently I was standing on the very last island, sitting with my arms crossed, and she said she wanted to get to me but she was scared
Idk I thought it was kinda strange lol

Another (admittedly kinda cool) dream I had:

I was in a train station, and I knew I was late. I had to get to my train, or it would leave me behind, and I did NOT want that. Cue a Mission Impossible-style running sequence where I'm pushing past people and little kiosks. At one point, I jump OVER a kiosk, knock it over in the process, but do this sweet tuck-and-roll parkour move. That bit happened during a Matrix-like bullet time, so I had just enough time to give a girl near me the finger guns and a wink (dream-me is much more handsome and flirtatious), and I kept running until I found an escalator going down. The line was just beginning to board a MASSIVE train. I'm talking six stories and triple-wide massive, and it looked like it was made out of gold and ivory. The station itself had a gold hue to it and looked almost like an upscale mall. I get in line behind an older gentleman in a fur coat, and he says that I'm right on time. I board and meet my friends who are all sitting at a booth. The dream camera slowly pans backward and up as I sit down. Our seats rotate toward the windows, and we are all sitting and talking while watching the scenery go by.

Now that I think about it, this would be a fantastic sequence for my story!

That's really cool! It sounds like something I would do in real life, but obviously not as smooth.

The only things I can remember about my dream last night:

-I learned to play the drums (why do all my dreams involve me playing instruments that I don't know how to play at the time? And more importantly, does this mean I will learn to play the drums?)
-I was sitting on a gigantic hill overlooking the ocean playing the drums and talking to a nice boy who could also play the drums (The boy was very nice. Sadly, I think my brain made him up.)
-I was in Canada and I spilled glitter on everything
-My friends from theatre and I were trapped in a gigantic boarding school and running away from this really weird villain guy. Eventually he cornered us in the bathroom and we were all trying to fight him but then he tied a giant bomb to one of my friends and we all just. R a n (man that got dark really fast)
-I was being chased by a random otter through a shopping mall
-I think that's it

in some dreams I can fly

I wish I had a lucid dream where I could fly. That's actually one of the things I want the most in my life: to experience what it feels like to fly. Gives me chills just thinking about it. *shudder *

me too! it's probably because of my four-year-old-self's obsession with fairies

13

why?

I'm also 13

I just had the weirdest dream. I can't remember everything but I was helping my crush with something at school and then at some point she handed me her literal hand. Not even metal or anything, like actual fleshy severed hand. Anyway I almost forgot to give her hand back soo I texted her and she said "meet me by the tree." So I go to the tree (which does not exist in real life) and gave her the hand back.

I just had the weirdest dream. I can't remember everything but I was helping my crush with something at school and then at some point shr handed me her literal hand. Not even metal or anything, like actual fleshy severed hand. Anyway I almost forgot to give her hand back soo I texted her and she said "meet me by the tree." So I go to the tree (which does not exist in tral life) and gave her the hand back.

"HEY CAN YOU GIVE ME A HAND HERE"

^^^^HONESTLY THO THATS WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH MY HEAD THIS MORNING

I dreamed I had a pet opossum. Why am I awake

I had a dream that I was on the world trade center during 9/11. I woke up screaming (partly because I was falling to my death and I am TERRIFIED of hights).

My worst dream was where I was abandoned on an empty spacecraft so far away from Earth that it was just a dot in the sky. Alone. That still haunts me.

My worst dream was where I was abandoned on an empty spacecraft so far away from Earth that it was just a dot in the sky. Alone. That still haunts me.

Jesus that’s dark…

My worst dream was where I was abandoned on an empty spacecraft so far away from Earth that it was just a dot in the sky. Alone. That still haunts me.

Jesus that’s dark…

That would be the worst thing to happen to me.

Alright, you guys, time to sit your asses down and listen to whatever the fuck acid I take in the night to get weird as fuck dreams. Now, keep in mind that I usually have weird ass dreams compared to other people, but last night and a few others really took the cake.
So last night. New Years. I was having trouble sleeping, but once I went to sleep, everything just went apeshit.

This is the first dream I had:
I was travelling with my extended family and we had to go into a store really quickly and stock up on shit. My Uncle warned me about "If you ever find fries in your left pocket, don't eat them." Weird advice but okay Uncle, I got it. We went into the store and immediately a wave of hunger hits me, so I take the nearest thing off the shelf, a can of Pringles, and just TEAR into it and start eating while looking through the aisles. Finish eating the Pringles, grab a cup of ramen and just start taking huge bites. All the while, some lady was following me through the store, watching me intently while I was eating. I also started grabbing things and putting them in my pocket. At the check out, I brought out everything I ate and the things stuffed in my pockets like a good tax-paying citizen and my family and I head out to the car. As I search my pockets for the things I put back in there, I find them.
Golden.
Salty.
Fries.
In my LEFT POCKET.
I WAS SO ECSTATIC ABOUT THE FRIES THAT I IMMEDIATELY JUST SHOVED THEM IN MY MOUTH TO SAVOUR THE SALT. I FORGOT ABOUT MY UNCLES WARNING AND ALMOST INSTANTLY WAS SENT INTO AN EXISTENTIAL CRISES AS I WAS YEETED OUT OF MY BODY AND ONTO THE ASTRAL PLANE JUST BECAUSE I ATE FRIES FROM MY LEFT POCKET.

I'll give more dreams if anyone is curious about what else happened last night.

Please do lmao