Tell us something stupid you did once

All in the title

Set my hair on fire while frying eggs

stepped in a hole after being blatantly warned and pushed away from said hole

Almost called someone named Annika "Anakin"

I went to the bathroom and had some spare tissues in my pocket (not used) so I decided to chuck them in the toilet because I didn't need them and when I did chuck them in, I heard a click. I threw a dollar in the toilet along with my unused tissues. :(

Punched doors four days in a row
Now have a bruise on my knuckle

Jumped off a moving golf cart and broke my arm and broke my nose…
(Twas a stupid middle school Sammy…)

Oh my god

All of my writing.

I was in middle school, okay?

The ability to screw everything up

Okay, so every time there's a Stan Lee cameo in a Marvel film, I always jump out of my seat and shout "sTaN lEe!!!!!1!" at the top of my lungs…. nearly got kicked out of the theater for that once. Rest in peace, Stan.

Okay, so every time there's a Stan Lee cameo in a Marvel film, I always jump out of my seat and shout "sTaN lEe!!!!!1!" at the top of my lungs…. nearly got kicked out of the theater for that once. Rest in peace, Stan.

….Wow
I once did a running commentary of a nature documentary
In the movie theatre
It was the first time I watched it and I was five at the time and a huge nerd

Yeah… I really need to stop doing that.

…Yes you do

….I really, truly do.

…Yeah

Once I pretended that I was blind, and I jammed my finger in a door.

Ate berries from a tree in a strangers yard
Multiple times
With a friend
Luckily it turns out they were cherries

I punched myself in the face…..

Almost called someone named Annika "Anakin"

Why is this me?

You did that too?

Almost called someone named Annika "Anakin"

Why is this me?

You did that too?

No but I keep accidentally calling this kid named 'Leyla' 'Leia'.

….Wow

Oh boy. A lot…

Used to think inflatables have propellers

Used to think inflatables have propellers

Same!

I was five at the time though…

wait…. something i've only done once?
well, that shortens the list up a lot

ummm, well, this one time I was making mashed potatoes, the instant ones from a box, and I put in tablespoons of salt instead of teaspoons it was awful! thankfully i was able to just make a new batch but we had to postpone dinner.

….Wow
I used to think personality means gender
(Because in my first language they sound very similar)