The Annoy Eris Chat

I am so beyond calm I'm apathetic, darlin.

Also mood

I am a mood

Mood

We all do.

shhhhhh let me have my moment. :(

A moment for Eris's moment.

Your sass is slaying me today Dom.

glad I could be of service. :P

No, damn it!
I don't want to plan two more burials, or do you want a funeral?
Becuase I'm not paying for it.

I would prefer to be BBQed thanks.

Thank stars, becuase the funeral was coming out of your pocket.

Damn….excellent question.
The hottest damn sauce you can find, I suppose.

Like my soul. Perfect.

I like the thought of Ghost Peppers but I actually hate them…

Ghost pepper hot sauce is sooooo good. Honestly the spicier the better.

If you want spice the Carolina reaper is the hottest pepper in the world!

I hate all spicy foods.

Can't stand peppers

I like spicy as long as it enhances, not takes over.

Can't have spice without flavor IMO.

True that. But if the taste of the sauce takes over it's just as bad.

Balance, man. It's all about balance.

Just drown me in hot sauce

I have to be marinated before I can be BBQed.

Jezzz… It's like you've never been to culinary school or something. :P

I'm a baker, not a chef, the only dish I can cook is ramen and Italian pasta.

good lord…. marinate your meat people. always.

dumps a bucket full of sugar on my head I hath been marinated