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@Mojack June 09, 2020

one day I worry that I’ll post something that was meant to be in this chat in another one.

@Mojack June 10, 2020

@Mojack June 11, 2020

it’s not the video, it’s the comment section
just look at the comments

“NO THERE TOEANDPDDGBNKGFFTORNATO RD FVVDD”

@Mojack June 11, 2020

pov: you are a chip in a can

@Mojack June 11, 2020

pov: im reaching into the can to grab the last chip

@TeamMezzo June 12, 2020

(i don't know when or why i followed this but as i read through it i realize i regret nothing)

@Mojack June 13, 2020

Two plays my friends and I made and recorded for school a few years ago.

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Narrator: In the kingdom of Prussia, a boy named Timothy lived. He was a 5'8 three year old, and was going to the mutton shop for a haircut.

Little Timothy enters the shop, and there were three people in there already, reading a book.

Cashier: Welcome to my mutton shop! Please take a seat.

Tall teller one: A five foot eight three year old?! -throws book across room-

Tall teller two: Why are you so tall?! -throws book across the room-

Tall teller three: Yeah! -throws book across room-

Little Timothy: I have a disorder that makes me tall.

Tall teller three: so you're a giant?

Tall teller one: it's a giant!

Little Timothy: -stands up and swipes all the books off of the table- YES!

Cashier: do you still want a haircut

Little Timothy: NO, I HATE THIS PLACE! -awkwardly skips out of store-

Cashier: and you three, get out of here! You're scaring away my customers! -swipes papers off table-

Tall teller two: Why are you standing up for the giant?

Narrator: Little Timothy goes to his house where he writes mean messages. He sends them to the bullies on carrier pigeons.

Tall teller one: -receives the paper, reads it and throws to the next person-

Tall teller two: -receives and throws to the next person-

Tall teller three:'-receives, then all three people walk out and look at each other-

All three: We must tell the king.

Narrator: The three people tell the king.

King: Guard, go get Little Timothy!

Narrator: The guard bursts into Little Timothy's house, and drags him out to the king.

King: For a punishment, I will lock you in jail.

Narrator: The king locks Little Timothy in jail for 1 minute. Meanwhile, Little Timothy breakdances.

The guard brings Little Timothy back to the king.

King: You shall stop. It's not good man. Don't do that.

Little Timothy: Shut up, you stupid rich person that sits in a throne!

King: That's it.

Narrator: The king banishes Little Timothy away from the kingdom, in the middle of nowhere.

But the townspeople including the tall tellers liked how courageous Little Timothy was.

And that is where the story ends.

Hmm.
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Narrator: 12 months after the previous story, in the kingdom of Prussia, Little Timothy is now a 5 foot 8 four year old. He is going to school.

LT: I'm so excited for school! skips to school

Narrator: Little Timothy arrives at school, where the teacher begins teaching geography.

Teacher: What's twelve plus two-hundred and seventy four?

Sam: Two!

Teacher: Yes Sam. Good boy.

Narrator: Everyone started to dance.

Narrator: The next day, Little Timothy decides to bring his favourite pet wolf to school, but the wolf eats a few children.

Teacher: Little Timothy, you can't just kill people like that! It's illegal in fifty states! Go to detention for ten seconds now.

Narrator: Little Timothy skips angrily to detention. He finds out that Jeff, Bob, and Sam are already there.

Bob: Oh look, it's the giant!

Jeff: Yeah, giant! Go catch a bird (?)!

LT: Don't talk to me like that!

Narrator: After detention, Little Timothy skips to the king, where he is stopped by two guards.

Guard1: Halt!

Guard2: Who goes there?

King: Wait. This person is okay.

LT: Jeff, Bob and Sam are being mean to me!

King: Wow. Guards, go get Jeff, Bob, and Sam and put them into the dungeon for 10 seconds.

G1: 10 seconds?

G2: Bah!

Narrator: The guard gets Jeff, Bob, and Sam and brings them to jail for 10 seconds.

LT: Thank you king!

Narrator: Little Timothy was never bothered by the bullies again. Back at school, everyone starts dancing to Katy Perry songs.

Everyone: GUCCI GANG

@Mojack June 14, 2020

https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyaskreddit/comments/h8hl8k/why_cant_protesters_just_force_themselves_into/

i know it’s a joke but what if

@Mojack June 15, 2020

There’s a book that actually talks about how aliens might reconstruct earth animals if they were able to find them

The one on the left is an elephant, and I think the top one is a zebra and bottom one is a rhino

@Mojack June 15, 2020

Ok so this is more of a serious topic; but I do encourage everyone to donate or at the very least spread the link around.
https://gf.me/u/x3krz8
It’s for a 17 year old named Salma Bashir, and she needs organ transplants for a total cost of around 4 million dollars, which is really expensive. We’ve only got a little over 400000 dollars right now so it would be of great help to just share the gofundme.