The Fork Cult

Heyo my friends! This is Connie, the representative of the Fork Cult.
Today i am putting out a public sign up for anyone who wants to join. Before I continue, I want to make some things clear. The Fork Cult is just a large general chat in pm's, it is nothing special and not worth extreme bragging rights. Just because you're part of this "Illusive private chat" does not mean you are allowed to haggle and be mean to other people in different cults and groups! The Fork Cult is in pm's to prevent toxic people from getting in, sign up is open to anyone who wants it, as long as they promise to be nice, respectful of everyone, open minded, fun and insane! Notebook is a great place, so please, let's be civil here!

Now for the forms! ^.^ Please copy and paste them into the chat below!

Username:
Reason for joining:
"Do you agree to be kind and respectful to other people?" Please
type your answer below:

Thank you, guys! To be as inclusive as possible and allow as many people to join as they want, sign-ups will be open until Saturday, September 15, at Ten Pm Est! (9pm cst, 8pm mst, and 7pm pst) Then all the new members will be added!
(Sign up extensions are available.)

Username: @GabbyThePotatoBee
Reason for joining: …idk… But it seems cool, I guess
"Do you agree to be kind and respectful to other people?" Please
type your answer below:
Yup

Username: @Qxeenscryche
Reason for joining: Umm…..I guess I've always wanted to join for some reason???
"Do you agree to be kind and respectful to other people?" Please
type your answer below: Yeeeee

Username: @snowflakecastiel

Reason for joining: Forks and stuff (forks are my favorite utensils)

"Do you agree to be kind and respectful to other people?"
Please type your answer below:
I Do

Your submissions have not been ignored!
You'll be added to the fork cult on Saturday unless the time is extended!

i’ll get the others over here, or just put their names here.

oki ^.^ thanks Emi

Also, I’d like to add, that I have put on a bad face, so I’m not going to ask you to look up to me. What I said to the PC I feel especially bad about, and I (personally) feel I shouldn’t be put in the position of Fork Satan/God.

I’m sure Connie will want to work this out, because she’s amazing and the true upholder for the FC, but until then, I’m just Emi.

What… Emi no… You're our leader!

No, Connie, technically you’re our leader.

… If… I may say something….

B-But….

Yes, Delta?

I'm sorry for the things I said back in the PC, and I don't think you should be rightfully shunned or anything. I get… A bit worked up about small things…. I have all my life, I take things a bit to seriously. And I shouldn't have started a bon fire out of a spark, nor directly accused the FC. I think that you make a great leader, and the fact that you stood up for your group like that proves it. I'm sorry again… Please don't feel bad because of a stupid mistake I made.

sigh

Well, people who know me well knows I’ll feel bad about it anyway.

But, thank you.

I’m sorry I said all of that stuff, and I got frusturated and upset really fast.

It was disrespectful and disgusting of me.

M wouldn’t have said it, neither would have FS/G, or the Ocean’s Spy. Friend of Ellinoot and floofy bees wouldn’t have either.

Hence, my self-induced punishment.

You shouldn't punish yourself…. I get where the anger was coming from, and I kept pushing you. No, I may not know you in the absolute slightest, but I'd like to still help….

It was the same of me to get all fired up the way I did… and I completely disrespected everything. It was your decision to go private to leave the bad people behind, and I get that…. Being truthfully honest, I probably would've done the same in that situation…

But I'm here now to say that it's not your fault, and you have absolutely no reason to feel bad, even if you're just going to end up doing that. I believe that everyone can deserve a second chance, and that everyone has their own lives and shit they go through and stuff that really bothers them. So I understand where you came from. I speak on behalf of…. Well uh myself I guess? That I'm sorry. And forgive you as well….

I personally would hate to see you step down as leader as well, for something reckless I did…. I didn't think, and you were defending your group and your beliefs like a real leader would! And that's something I can respect. Maybe not the manner, but everyone has flaws… and thats okay. We learn to look past them and our mistakes and keep moving, and becoming better because of it.

Hey guys! Listen up!

The reason we weren't allowing anyone else into the cult is because we already had the PM set up and we had enough members. It's nothing personal at all. If you feel left out or excluded, I'm sorry we don't mean to come across that way.
This whole cult thing is starting to get out of hand, as people are taking it seriously and getting personally offended. In reality, we're just all trying to have fun.
What I'm trying to say is that you shouldn't feel offended or left out. I love you all and you're amazing, but the truth is, you can't be in every single thing you want to be in. Sorry, but that's life.

Sorry if I'm sounding preachy but I needed to get that off my chest.

I hope y'all understand

~Sly

Its about time we get more members….

grins a little

I forgive you, nevertheless, we both said bad things, and I can admit that. It’s good to see (no offense or rudeness. Actually, the complete opposite) you say that, and it actually increased my respect for you. Bows

I didn’t have so much of a rough day, but, I dunno where that burst came from. I didn’t have a reason for what I said.

But, yes, I belive we can put this past us. I also believe in second chances. Grins So… yeah. I’m Emi, as you can see from my user.

But can we still add more people????

Let's not :)

no i made them a promise!
no one uses the fork cult pm anymore since torin screwed up his account!

Yes let’s. Let’s make a new PM.

Offers peace offer cookies I'm Delta, or you can just call me Del. (My friends have a joke of calling me Del pickle) I'm really glad we can look past that. I hate being in rough situation with people heh, even if its just online.

You should probably change your nametag back, to. I can say with full confidence, along with everyone else here (to my knowledge of being here) that you is la rightful ruler of the forks. bows La Fork Satan.

(random side thing, my chat doesnt update while I type, so if some of the things I say are mistimed, sorry)

Blushes and waves hands

Also I’m calling you Del Pickle because that actually made me smile

And i will take those cookies yes.

I am also glad that we could go past that, as everyone has a rough patch now and then, but to have it online is totally different.

Anyway, I guess that’s what makes internet interaction so cool. We can have fights like this, walk away for a bit, then feel bad. Especially with writers, my god, they will never stay mad at each other for long.

(random side thing, my chat doesnt update while I type, so if some of the things I say are mistimed, sorry)

(It’s like that everywhere, Del, don’t feel bad.)

It's easy to forget you're talking to real people online…. It's also really easy to hide yourself. That's why sometimes I think its good people open up at times. We're all still humans.

sets plate of cookies on a random stool that just kind of appeared there

As for Del Pickle, yeah heh, I smile when someone calls me that.

(Ah, alright. glad to know I wasn't the only one. I thought it was my computer glitching out.)

Hii… are you still accepting members?
Username: @Potatoes-and-Forks
(notice the 'and')
Reason for joining: Look at my username
"Do you agree to be kind and respectful to other people?" Please
type your answer below: Yee