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The LGBTQ+ Community Chat :) Part 2!

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@nebula__ group

jdjhdkjdjsk i think my ribs are trying to murder me i-

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@Kamea public

Nooooo >:,[ threaten to cook them if they don't stop the attempted murder

@SpookyJim

yum :)

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@Becfromthedead group

I mean, they call it civic duty. I don't feel like I have a choice.
Out there canceling out my parents' votes~

ac_unit
@furetakunai ac_unit

jdjhdkjdjsk i think my ribs are trying to murder me i-

Try returning them to the butcher you get em from then.

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@nebula__ group

they- they keep trying to impaLe mY lUngssSs
i don't think they'll stOp-

ac_unit
@furetakunai ac_unit

Oh wait, ribs inside your body- I-

public
@Kamea public

just impale them yourself so that they cant

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@nebula__ group

just impale them yourself so that they cant

oh good idea- wAit i have nothing to impale them with— the sharpest thing i have is cHipS

@SpookyJim

just become liquid, it's not that hard

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@Kamea public

just impale them yourself so that they cant

oh good idea- wAit i have nothing to impale them with— the sharpest thing i have is cHipS

wh- you don't have knives?

ac_unit
@furetakunai ac_unit

Anyway, getting to a doctor to get that checked out is your best bet, matey.

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@nebula__ group

just impale them yourself so that they cant

oh good idea- wAit i have nothing to impale them with— the sharpest thing i have is cHipS

wh- you don't have knives?

i'm at sChool having knives here is illegal

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@Kamea public

just impale them yourself so that they cant

oh good idea- wAit i have nothing to impale them with— the sharpest thing i have is cHipS

wh- you don't have knives?

i'm at sChool having knives here is illegal

no excuse

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@nebula__ group

just impale them yourself so that they cant

oh good idea- wAit i have nothing to impale them with— the sharpest thing i have is cHipS

wh- you don't have knives?

i'm at sChool having knives here is illegal

no excuse

but i— i can't

public
@Kamea public

wh- you don't have knives?

i'm at sChool having knives here is illegal

no excuse

but i— i can't

you can tho. just hide it well

public
@Kamea public

someone's body is a good hiding spot for a knife

group
@nebula__ group

just impale them yourself so that they cant

oh good idea- wAit i have nothing to impale them with— the sharpest thing i hhideave is cHipS

wh- you don't have knives?

i'm at sChool having knives here is illegal

no excuse

but i— i can't

you can tho. just hide it well

if i was good at hiding things i'd totally try bUt- i'm nOt so-

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@nebula__ group

kjbdjwkd i-

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@Kamea public

i'm at sChool having knives here is illegal

no excuse

but i— i can't

you can tho. just hide it well

if i was good at hiding things i'd totally try bUt- i'm nOt so-

just shove it up your ass done deal

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@nebula__ group

oh,,, oh thank god,,,, my ribs finally stopped trying to kill me-

public
@Kamea public

oh crisis adverted then

public
@Kamea public

remember this advice in case there's a next time tho

group
@nebula__ group

there most likely will be a next time, they've been doing this on and off for the past few days so-

public
@Kamea public

Perfect, make sure you always have an emergency knife up your ass then.

@SpookyJim

I once got suspended for bringing one of the plastic knives back to school even though they were the ones that the school literally gave out in the Cafeteria

public
@Kamea public

logic: 300

public
@Kamea public

I brought a whole knife (a sharp one at that), threatened someone at the cafeteria with it, and got off scot-free

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@Kamea public

in an rp for legal reasons

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@spacebluelily language

yes, for many legal reasons.