The LGBTQ+ Community Chat :) Part 2!

I call bullshittery- I'm staring at it right no-
ah, shit

AA Guys I just remembered!!
I Got a gender-affirming hair cut!! And my mom said it looked good!! And when she asked me beforehand if I was getting it to look like a boy I just looked at her and said yes!! My DAD said he was proud of me for that!!

I can wear my hair up in a ponytail to look like a dude, or wear it down in a bob to look like a girl, or wear it to the side to fuck over gender entirely

A WIN FOR SURE

ALDHKAJAK CONGRATS SWIIIIMMM

So I've decided I'm gonna cut my hair while I'm at college and freak my parents tf out lmao.
They already know I'm planning on cutting it, but I just think it would be funny.

My mom: They're just going to wear it up all the time
Me: That's the point! :DD

I'm getting my pill after class is done I promise I'll have more food

I HAD A COOKIE

FOR MY SUGAR PILL

OO WHAT KIND OF COOKIE SWIM

STALE CHOCOLATE CHIP
IT CRUMBLED LIKE MY STATE OF MIND

ITS STILL A COOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIEE

We have, like, an entire tub full of them (read, about fifty cookies) still left after a few days of eating them from a funeral my dad did

My family just has a whole stache of stale fortune cookies that we never ate from getting takeout. There's like 40 cookies and some of them are a year or two old.

I
I am stealing all of the fortunes out of them

I won't stop you

90% of the time I forget the fortunes are in there and I bite into them or swallow them whole on accident.

The amount of fortunes I have accidentally eaten is outrageous

.>:0
I'm collecting the fortunes to make a collage
I've got… a lot

Oh god they are,,, so far away from that
they just aren't completely completely shitty people. My dad will use my pronouns and ask for my name after I've moved out with a job and a license, because that's how you earn any respect, and my mom… yeah that's just not happening ever

oh shit