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@actual-fandom-trash

So am I

@SaltyLasagna

No, I don't want to rant about what happened… I already did that I just want to try to feel better…

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Well… Can I tell you a funny story?

@SaltyLasagna

Sure

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Well… It involves something bad happening to me… But now I find it hilarious…

@SaltyLasagna

oof… what happened?

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

So… I remember a while ago at work I was cleaning the cat area… And the kittens were swarming around my feet… Each one so small, with big, soft eyes, each was a little ball of erratic fluff… I remember the little mewling and purring… So there I was cleaning the litterboxes… And ALL AT ONCE they started to climb up my body… I couldn't clean because I didn't want any of them to fall… I had to set them down one by one and they'd just try again…

@SaltyLasagna

Oh my god that sounds painful bc claws but also so freaking adorable

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Why would that be painful? It was just plain adorable!

@SaltyLasagna

bc sharp claws lol

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Not at all… Their vigorously purring fluffiness was adorable!

@SaltyLasagna

awwww
I wish I could cuddle with my cat right now

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Oh… Yeah… School sucks…

Thor

everyone just take a step back and ask yourself am i doing the right thing

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@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
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I have a funny cat story!!
There's an apple orchard near my house that I go to, and the owner has a ton of barn cats. Last year one had kittens and they were just tiny floofy poofs of fluff. I went inside to sample an apple and then came back out and saw that this older couple left their trunk open, and then a baby floof jumped in! They had to give the kitten back though.

@thehobbit

I sadly cant think of a funny story, BUT I DO have a few funny things from a list of funny things that I have personally heard people at my high school say.

-“Do I love you? No! Then you don't get a cupcake!”

  • I’m gonna have to seduce the principal.
  • substitute teacher points at trash "Here's the suggestion box, right here."
  • You called colored pencils ‘crayon pencils’… dude?
  • Student:“I need Jesus.” Teacher: “You need a calculator.”
  • The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell!!
  • Yes!! Guillotine day!!!
  • You can't have cancer if you are cancer!
  • How do raisins have any sexual attraction ?
  • Who has friends, I just have meme dealers.
  • Puts on glasses “I can see in HD!”
@CharBar

"I'll show you SAUCY!"
if u want context just ask, loves

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"I'll show you SAUCY!"
if u want context just ask, loves

context plz

@_sleeby_rat_

I can say as someone who wears glasses that I have put them on after taking them off and said "I can see in HD"

I also look ridiculous putting 3d glasses over my real glasses

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YURI!!! ON ICE

@RedTheLoveless

CHICKEN NUGGET GUESS WHO JOINED NOTEBOOK FINALLY

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What?

@_sleeby_rat_

wot

@RedTheLoveless

wot

The sweet panromatic child of our group
Finally
I made a thing for him

https://www.notebook.ai/forum/general-chat/a-best-friend-of-mine-finally-joined-notebook-and-he-s-a-bit-socially-awkward-but-he-s-awesome-so-i-made-this

@basil_

YURI!!! ON ICE

EXCUSE ME YES
YES
YES

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YURI!!! ON ICE

EXCUSE ME YES
YES
YES

XD another yoi fan i see

@SaltyLasagna

hey Kmart
quick question but why do you have "sorry" in your username? I just noticed that for some reason lol

@basil_

hey Kmart
quick question but why do you have "sorry" in your username? I just noticed that for some reason lol

Long story..just some things I regret doing and I haven’t been that helpful lately..

@SaltyLasagna

hey Kmart
quick question but why do you have "sorry" in your username? I just noticed that for some reason lol

Long story..just some things I regret doing and I haven’t been that helpful lately..

I'm sorry :(

@basil_

hey Kmart
quick question but why do you have "sorry" in your username? I just noticed that for some reason lol

Long story..just some things I regret doing and I haven’t been that helpful lately..

I'm sorry :(

It’s okay :)