As much as I like to yell at people–

this is petty. drop it.

(sips tea)

I know I won't. But I don't go down without a fight.

It seems to me that you've already fought. Now you must surrender, child. Give up before your wounds get any worse.

Trust me, you won't like a pissed off Notebook.

Facts. And despite what I just said, I'm this damn close to joining in. And you don't want that.

Whatever, kiddo. If you're thin-skinned enough to get mad about a dismissive gif, you're not worth my time.

Whenever I don't capitalize the first letter of my sentences at the aren't inside asterisks, I am being sarcastic.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

If ya don't give a damn my good fellow/missus/human being, why did you say anything in the first place?

Because you're insufferable, whiny, and keep backpedaling on your mistakes as opposed to owning up to them. Is that a good enough explanation for you?

No, because there are such things as misunderstandings and honest mistakes.

You can misunderstand when someone is being sarcastic.

You are able to put something in a different place on accident.

Sure, Jan.
What chat did you mean to put it in then? Since we were just discussing feeling off in this chat, it's a fucking unlikely coincidence. Maybe, just maybe, your sarcasm wasn't even good.

I'll be honest, it probably wasn't. It's kinda hard for me to display sarcasm online. And it's not as unlikely as you think. The way that you are speaking about this is making it seem like you have a god complex.

I know I won't. But I don't go down without a fight.

It seems to me that you've already fought. Now you must surrender, child. Give up before your wounds get any worse.

Trust me, you won't like a pissed off Notebook.

^^^^^^^
Listen to Jynnie

As much as I like to yell at people–

this is petty. drop it.

Agreed

(grabs popcorn and icecream)

Cut like a knife. I've had deeper.

in response to

"It seems to me that you've already fought. Now you must surrender, child. Give up before your wounds get any worse."

_{i just came on to share a good soft vibes song i found and everyone if fighting ;-;}

ooh? what is it? curiousity has struck me

_{what happened and why is everyone still angry-}

_{what happened and why is everyone still angry-}

_{idk that's notebook for you}

i found some candy! and i ate some and i feel better, and idk why ella.

The way that you are speaking about this is making it seem like you have a god complex.

Leave my god complex out of it, kid.

You either have a god complex or a trash mood, no in between

I mean, I'm not angry. Just disappointed.

My exact sentiment.

I mean, I'm not angry. Just disappointed.

Same. I'm honestly not even mad, just….amused.

Tbh it kinda amuses me too