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@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

SpiderBat Dad is finally awake and boy howdy it actually snowed!
How are my beautiful children and extended family?

Hi Dad!
I'm feeling like I'm gonna puke.
How're you?

I'm better than last night.
I'm sorry you feel like you're gonna vomit. Nerves? Sick? Bad food?

My time of month again.
And nerves, too.
I'm glad you're better

Oh Wren you shouldn't have to deal with that. None of you should.
If it makes you feel better I have morning sickness so you're not alone!

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

SpiderBat Dad is finally awake and boy howdy it actually snowed!
How are my beautiful children and extended family?

Hi Dad!
I'm feeling like I'm gonna puke.
How're you?

I'm better than last night.
I'm sorry you feel like you're gonna vomit. Nerves? Sick? Bad food?

My time of month again.
And nerves, too.
I'm glad you're better

"That time of the month" You mean the monthly subscription to Satan's waterfall?

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

LEE! What's up, onii-chan?

Lmao not much. My dog is pouting while laying on me and she's licked my arm raw.
but shuri you're older than me, which means you'd be the onii-chan and not me
And you, Shuri-kun?

Correct. You passed the test!

@RedTheLoveless

SpiderBat Dad is finally awake and boy howdy it actually snowed!
How are my beautiful children and extended family?

Hi Dad!
I'm feeling like I'm gonna puke.
How're you?

I'm better than last night.
I'm sorry you feel like you're gonna vomit. Nerves? Sick? Bad food?

My time of month again.
And nerves, too.
I'm glad you're better

That's never fun. Do you have Tums you could take? Maybe that thick pink stuff I forgewt the name to but it helps with stomach problems? Pain meds?

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Deleted user

I believe I have come down with the…. Dun, dun, dun… Big Gay.
And ya know, I couldn't find a knife so I just repeatedly hit my arm and hand with a metal pole.

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

I believe I have come down with the…. Dun, dun, dun… Big Gay.
And ya know, I couldn't find a knife so I just repeatedly hit my arm and hand with a metal pole.

???

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Deleted user

SpiderBat Dad is finally awake and boy howdy it actually snowed!
How are my beautiful children and extended family?

Hi Dad!
I'm feeling like I'm gonna puke.
How're you?

I'm better than last night.
I'm sorry you feel like you're gonna vomit. Nerves? Sick? Bad food?

My time of month again.
And nerves, too.
I'm glad you're better

Oh Wren you shouldn't have to deal with that. None of you should.
If it makes you feel better I have morning sickness so you're not alone!

No, I'm not talking about my period. I'm a werewolf, duh. (just kidding, I wish it was that)
That doesn't make me feel better. I'd rather have the flu than any of you get a migraine

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

I believe I have come down with the…. Dun, dun, dun… Big Gay.
And ya know, I couldn't find a knife so I just repeatedly hit my arm and hand with a metal pole.

NO HITTING ARMS WITH METAL POLES ON THIS GOOD, CHRISTIAN SERVER

SpiderBat Dad is finally awake and boy howdy it actually snowed!
How are my beautiful children and extended family?

Hi Dad!
I'm feeling like I'm gonna puke.
How're you?

I'm better than last night.
I'm sorry you feel like you're gonna vomit. Nerves? Sick? Bad food?

My time of month again.
And nerves, too.
I'm glad you're better

"That time of the month" You mean the monthly subscription to Satan's waterfall?

That’s the best description ever. It’s happening to me too and my Advil hasn’t kicked in so I can’t focus at all.

@RedTheLoveless

You have a new child…

Hello there, my new child! I am your Spider-Bat Dad, Lee. My twin and platonic parenting partner is Genitore Spearmint!
Welcome to the family!

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

None of you should have to deal with Satan's waterfall, I wish I could make it all go away.

@RedTheLoveless

LEE! What's up, onii-chan?

Lmao not much. My dog is pouting while laying on me and she's licked my arm raw.
but shuri you're older than me, which means you'd be the onii-chan and not me
And you, Shuri-kun?

Correct. You passed the test!

Why test me bro?

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Deleted user

I believe I have come down with the…. Dun, dun, dun… Big Gay.
And ya know, I couldn't find a knife so I just repeatedly hit my arm and hand with a metal pole.

???

The big gay thing was a joke…

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

SpiderBat Dad is finally awake and boy howdy it actually snowed!
How are my beautiful children and extended family?

Hi Dad!
I'm feeling like I'm gonna puke.
How're you?

I'm better than last night.
I'm sorry you feel like you're gonna vomit. Nerves? Sick? Bad food?

My time of month again.
And nerves, too.
I'm glad you're better

Oh Wren you shouldn't have to deal with that. None of you should.
If it makes you feel better I have morning sickness so you're not alone!

No, I'm not talking about my period. I'm a werewolf, duh. (just kidding, I wish it was that)
That doesn't make me feel better. I'd rather have the flu than any of you get a migraine

I know you were talking about that. I meant to say you're not alone in wanting to puke, sorry.

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

LEE! What's up, onii-chan?

Lmao not much. My dog is pouting while laying on me and she's licked my arm raw.
but shuri you're older than me, which means you'd be the onii-chan and not me
And you, Shuri-kun?

Correct. You passed the test!

Why test me bro?

The otaku test!

@RedTheLoveless

LEE! What's up, onii-chan?

Lmao not much. My dog is pouting while laying on me and she's licked my arm raw.
but shuri you're older than me, which means you'd be the onii-chan and not me
And you, Shuri-kun?

Correct. You passed the test!

Why test me bro?

The otaku test!

Yeah but I thought you'd know by now that I am an otaku (sorta, at least. haven't had time to watch much recently so I've fallen a bit behind)

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

That awkward moment when you've only watched like two animes and one of them is for children

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

That awkward moment when you've only watched like two animes and one of them is for children

LITTLE WITCH ACADEMIA IS THE BEST, CUTEST THING EVER, ANYONE WHO DISAGREES CAN FIGHT ME

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That awkward moment when you've only watched like two animes and one of them is for children

That awkward moment when you confess you love Hayao Miyazaki movies

@RedTheLoveless

My heart belongs to Studio Ghibli movies oh god my childhood

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Deleted user

My Neighbor Totoro is the best. My parents got me a Totoro sweater and I love it so much

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

That awkward moment when you've only watched like two animes and one of them is for children

That awkward moment when you confess you love Hayao Miyazaki movies

That even awkwarder moment when you have never watched a Hayao Miyazaki movie in your lifetime and this is why I can't make friends on the internet

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Deleted user

Nooooo Ella we love you!

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

LEE! What's up, onii-chan?

Lmao not much. My dog is pouting while laying on me and she's licked my arm raw.
but shuri you're older than me, which means you'd be the onii-chan and not me
And you, Shuri-kun?

Correct. You passed the test!

Why test me bro?

The otaku test!

Yeah but I thought you'd know by now that I am an otaku (sorta, at least. haven't had time to watch much recently so I've fallen a bit behind)

Me too honestly.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

That awkward moment when you've only watched like two animes and one of them is for children

LITTLE WITCH ACADEMIA IS THE BEST, CUTEST THING EVER, ANYONE WHO DISAGREES CAN FIGHT ME

^^^ LWA was the children's anime I was talking about and I freaking love it but I don't know why

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@Becfromthedead group

That even awkwarder moment when you have never watched a Hayao Miyazaki movie in your lifetime and this is why I can't make friends on the internet

I haven’t either…

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

That even awkwarder moment when you have never watched a Hayao Miyazaki movie in your lifetime and this is why I can't make friends on the internet

I haven’t either…

Ok so I'm not alone, phew…

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@Becfromthedead group

Yeah, idk… I'm really lazy, so I never get around to watching much of anything

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Yeah, idk… I'm really lazy, so I never get around to watching much of anything

Same.

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Deleted user

You have a new child…

Hello there, my new child! I am your Spider-Bat Dad, Lee. My twin and platonic parenting partner is Genitore Spearmint!
Welcome to the family!

IDEK What I got myself into here but Thanks!