The Miracle family!!

Um… interesting? I was doing a playthrough of my favorite video game so far and there was a knock at the door. So of course I answered and I was expecting the usual two old Jehovah's Witnesses ladies to be there but instead they were some new members of a new chruch the recently moved into my town and they wanted to talk about the government and how "a weak kingdom does not stick together like iron and clay" and brought in some passages and read to me and gave me a pamphlet.
Keep in mind:

1. I'm agnostic. No I won't covert ever, but I do find religion an interesting topic to study.
2. I have horrible social anxiety when it comes to interacting with people that I'm unprepared for.
3. Someone tried to break into our house yesterday night and absolutely fucked up our screen door.

I was shaking by the end of the encounter even though nothing bad happened. I had to keep the screen shut most of the time, which I didn't mind because I literally do not trust anyone new at my doorway.

Wow. I agree with 1 and too so oof. And wow, sucks that someone tried to break in to your place.

Wow……. Are you ok?

I agree with one and two as well. Somebody tried to break into my house a few weeks ago

Yeah. Nobody has tried to break into my house.

That's good!

Wow……. Are you ok?

Yes, I am okay now. I read through the pamphlet before feeding it to the fireplace (I retain everything I read) and apparently my brother was right around the corner just in case they were robbers posing as church people.

I want to say it's because I'm a badass that nobody fucks with…
_{But it's really because I don't have anything valuable…}

Wow……. Are you ok?

Yes, I am okay now. I read through the pamphlet before feeding it to the fireplace and apparently my brother was right around the corner just in case they were robbers posing as church people.

Cool. At least you were safe, Lee.

Good, no one is hurt.

I'm glad no one is hurt

Someone broke into our barn about 2-3 years ago, they had stolen over $1,000 worth of my dad's power tools…

Yup…

Someone broke into our barn about 2-3 years ago, they had stolen over $1,000 worth of my dad's power tools…

Holy shit

Someone broke into our barn about 2-3 years ago, they had stolen over $1,000 worth of my dad's power tools…

Holy パンケーキ

THIS IS A GOOD CHRISTIAN SERVER

Someone broke into our barn about 2-3 years ago, they had stolen over $1,000 worth of my dad's power tools…

Well that's shitty. Was the perpetrator caught?

Someone broke into our barn about 2-3 years ago, they had stolen over $1,000 worth of my dad's power tools…

Holy パンケーキ

THIS IS A GOOD CHRISTIAN SERVER

Sorry, but it was never that good in the first place

Someone broke into our barn about 2-3 years ago, they had stolen over $1,000 worth of my dad's power tools…

Well that's shitty. Was the perpetrator caught?

Nope. Whoever did it also stole from nearly every one of our neighbors, and the only trace that was found was our wheelbarrow in my next door neighbor's yard instead of ours

(([suspicion intensifies]))

Wait, WTF, Ella!?
I can't swear, but dad can!?!

Someone broke into our barn about 2-3 years ago, they had stolen over $1,000 worth of my dad's power tools…

Well that's パンケーキ. Was the perpetrator caught?

Censored with the Japanese word for pancake, cause this is a good Christian server

REEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Wait, WTF, Ella!?
I can't swear, but dad can!?!

WTF = What The Fettuccine (alfredo)

Wait, WTF, Ella!?
I can't swear, but dad can!?!

WTF = What The Fettuccine (alfredo)

No, it means Where's the Fireball

Hecc.

Or, as us rednecks say:
WTF means What the Fuck

I use wtm :/ not the other one…

Hey guys! Shuri offered to adopt me on this thread!

I HAVE A DAUGHTER!!!!!!