The Miracle family!!

None of you are shit.
Trust me.
You're all saints.

I'm not saying I am shit, I'm a shit

Silly Lee! You got these kiddos to take care of!

No not that lmao I was hoping you'd take the bait and ask why I'd still win if you killed me but nnnooooo you had to respond like a cinnamon roll and I'm an idiot

Well, I'm not gonna let you die! So too bad!

Fuck well you're not gonna like how I predicted I'm gonna go out.
There's no way I'll make it to old, prime retirement age, oh no. I'm gonna go out because someone hired a hitman to take me out for one reason or another. Either that or I was being sarcastic at the wrong time, like my last words would literally be "What are ya gonna do? Stab me?"

Then consider me your personal internet bodyguard!

Have fun protecting a little shit like me xD

I could've protected Aaris if she'd listened to me.
Take my advice.

Hmm…
Nah.
I am fully capable of making my own decisions, thanks.
If my actions/words get me killed then so be it. I've made my peace with that a while ago.

None of you are shit.
Trust me.
You're all saints.

I'm not saying I am shit, I'm a shit

^ same

None of you are shit.
Trust me.
You're all saints.

I'm not saying I am shit, I'm a shit

^ same

^^ what a mood

None of you are shit.
Trust me.
You're all saints.

I'm not saying I am shit, I'm a shit

^ same

we were really meant to be twins

Silly Lee! You got these kiddos to take care of!

No not that lmao I was hoping you'd take the bait and ask why I'd still win if you killed me but nnnooooo you had to respond like a cinnamon roll and I'm an idiot

Well, I'm not gonna let you die! So too bad!

Fuck well you're not gonna like how I predicted I'm gonna go out.
There's no way I'll make it to old, prime retirement age, oh no. I'm gonna go out because someone hired a hitman to take me out for one reason or another. Either that or I was being sarcastic at the wrong time, like my last words would literally be "What are ya gonna do? Stab me?"

Then consider me your personal internet bodyguard!

Have fun protecting a little shit like me xD

I could've protected Aaris if she'd listened to me.
Take my advice.

Hmm…
Nah.
I am fully capable of making my own decisions, thanks.
If my actions/words get me killed then so be it. I've made my peace with that a while ago.

Alright. Believe me I know the feeling.

None of you are shit.
Trust me.
You're all saints.

I'm not saying I am shit, I'm a shit

^ same

You're just amazing. No shit involved. Amazing!

None of you are shit.
Trust me.
You're all saints.

I'm not saying I am shit, I'm a shit

^ same

we were really meant to be twins

Honestly though.

Silly Lee! You got these kiddos to take care of!

No not that lmao I was hoping you'd take the bait and ask why I'd still win if you killed me but nnnooooo you had to respond like a cinnamon roll and I'm an idiot

Well, I'm not gonna let you die! So too bad!

Fuck well you're not gonna like how I predicted I'm gonna go out.
There's no way I'll make it to old, prime retirement age, oh no. I'm gonna go out because someone hired a hitman to take me out for one reason or another. Either that or I was being sarcastic at the wrong time, like my last words would literally be "What are ya gonna do? Stab me?"

Then consider me your personal internet bodyguard!

Have fun protecting a little shit like me xD

I could've protected Aaris if she'd listened to me.
Take my advice.

Hmm…
Nah.
I am fully capable of making my own decisions, thanks.
If my actions/words get me killed then so be it. I've made my peace with that a while ago.

Alright. Believe me I know the feeling.

Good then

None of you are shit.
Trust me.
You're all saints.

I'm not saying I am shit, I'm a shit

^ same

You're just amazing. No shit involved. Amazing!

Amazing shit?

Silly Lee! You got these kiddos to take care of!

No not that lmao I was hoping you'd take the bait and ask why I'd still win if you killed me but nnnooooo you had to respond like a cinnamon roll and I'm an idiot

Well, I'm not gonna let you die! So too bad!

Fuck well you're not gonna like how I predicted I'm gonna go out.
There's no way I'll make it to old, prime retirement age, oh no. I'm gonna go out because someone hired a hitman to take me out for one reason or another. Either that or I was being sarcastic at the wrong time, like my last words would literally be "What are ya gonna do? Stab me?"

Then consider me your personal internet bodyguard!

Have fun protecting a little shit like me xD

I could've protected Aaris if she'd listened to me.
Take my advice.

Hmm…
Nah.
I am fully capable of making my own decisions, thanks.
If my actions/words get me killed then so be it. I've made my peace with that a while ago.

Alright. Believe me I know the feeling.

Good then

Guess all that means is instead of giving you advice I'll be taking bullets for you.

None of you are shit.
Trust me.
You're all saints.

I'm not saying I am shit, I'm a shit

^ same

we were really meant to be twins

Honestly though.

It's almost scary

I just read what's said to be one of the most disturbing creepypastas ever, yet spiders scare me more than it did. I think something's wrong with my brain

None of you are shit.
Trust me.
You're all saints.

I'm not saying I am shit, I'm a shit

^ same

we were really meant to be twins

Honestly though.

It's almost scary

Oof. We need to find how similar we really are.

None of you are shit.
Trust me.
You're all saints.

I'm not saying I am shit, I'm a shit

^ same

we were really meant to be twins

Honestly though.

It's almost scary

Oof. We need to find how similar we really are.

Favorite band?

None of you are shit.
Trust me.
You're all saints.

I'm not saying I am shit, I'm a shit

^ same

we were really meant to be twins

Honestly though.

It's almost scary

Oof. We need to find how similar we really are.

Favorite band?

P!ATD

None of you are shit.
Trust me.
You're all saints.

I'm not saying I am shit, I'm a shit

^ same

we were really meant to be twins

Honestly though.

It's almost scary

Oof. We need to find how similar we really are.

Favorite band?

P!ATD

YUSSSSSSSS

None of you are shit.
Trust me.
You're all saints.

I'm not saying I am shit, I'm a shit

^ same

we were really meant to be twins

Honestly though.

It's almost scary

Oof. We need to find how similar we really are.

Favorite band?

P!ATD

Mine is The All American Rejects, but P!ATD is in my top 5

I trust YB's taste in music.

Silly Lee! You got these kiddos to take care of!

No not that lmao I was hoping you'd take the bait and ask why I'd still win if you killed me but nnnooooo you had to respond like a cinnamon roll and I'm an idiot

Well, I'm not gonna let you die! So too bad!

Fuck well you're not gonna like how I predicted I'm gonna go out.
There's no way I'll make it to old, prime retirement age, oh no. I'm gonna go out because someone hired a hitman to take me out for one reason or another. Either that or I was being sarcastic at the wrong time, like my last words would literally be "What are ya gonna do? Stab me?"

Then consider me your personal internet bodyguard!

Have fun protecting a little shit like me xD

I could've protected Aaris if she'd listened to me.
Take my advice.

Hmm…
Nah.
I am fully capable of making my own decisions, thanks.
If my actions/words get me killed then so be it. I've made my peace with that a while ago.

Alright. Believe me I know the feeling.

Good then

Guess all that means is instead of giving you advice I'll be taking bullets for you.

Shuri if you do that then I'm going to resuscitate you just to kill you myself.
Then I'll call 911 and bring you back again

None of you are shit.
Trust me.
You're all saints.

I'm not saying I am shit, I'm a shit

^ same

we were really meant to be twins

Honestly though.

It's almost scary

Oof. We need to find how similar we really are.

Favorite band?

P!ATD

Mine is The All American Rejects, but P!ATD is in my top 5

Ooh yeah they’re pretty good too.

I HEARD PTAD
HELLO

Have fun trying to kill me.
Remember that promise.

I HEARD PTAD
HELLO

YOU FORGOT THE ! IN-BETWEEN THE P AND THE A

Have fun trying to kill me.
Remember that promise.

Yeah of course I remember, dipshit.
sorry I'm going full tsundere mode

XD HOI

I left for 45 minutes and missed two pages worth of messages holy heck

This family talks a lot