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The most sarcastic thing you´ve ever said or done

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@Dragoncita group

Too many to choose from, and only more to come

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Mood.

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I can't choose just one.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

I once said Paint.Net wasn't a bad program

I also once said PewDiePie wasn't overrated

FIGHT ME

book

One I remember is going for some fruit salad.
Little girl: "You can't-"
"Watch me."
It was satisfying to say the least.

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Turzelle: We should go see Anastasia
Me: Bold of you to assume I can afford multiple tickets
Turzelle: Bold of you to assume I wouldn't be a courteous friend and buy my own.

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Me: swears in Italian and English for like… A few minutes straight, I switched between them for a bit.
A kindergartener: You're not allowed to do that…
Me: Ahem, I do what I want, when I want. Bitch.

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(But the children…)

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(But I'm a bad person and they took my icecream.)

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HOW DARE THEY TAKE YOUR ICE CREAM!
I would swear at them too.
No one gets between me and my true love.

book

(But still…)

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(But they can suck it, they were trying to play the innocent card when they had literally been yelling at the top of their lungs, in the middle of a restaurant, a few minutes ago.)

book

(But the kids shouldn't hear that stuff until they are older if we can help it.)

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@Dragoncita group

Eh, depends on the parenting. Besides the outside world isn't as innocent as we wish it was

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(Hm, probably, but they already heard it from their parents. Plus, the only word I said in English was Hell, which if they are religious, they will hear a lot in their church.)

@yeetus

(But they can suck it, they were trying to play the innocent card when they had literally been yelling at the top of their lungs, in the middle of a restaurant, a few minutes ago.)

(High five, fellow person who can swear in Italian ;)

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(But they can suck it, they were trying to play the innocent card when they had literally been yelling at the top of their lungs, in the middle of a restaurant, a few minutes ago.)

(High five, fellow person who can swear in Italian ;)

Ayee!//

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(But they can suck it, they were trying to play the innocent card when they had literally been yelling at the top of their lungs, in the middle of a restaurant, a few minutes ago.)

(High five, fellow person who can swear in Italian ;)

Ayee!//

I can say asshole in German and that's like the only non-English swear I know. I learned it from The Book Thief.

book

Don't we learn so much from our books?

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We do, I learned about anarchy in history books and from there spawned my love of chaos.

@yeetus

(But they can suck it, they were trying to play the innocent card when they had literally been yelling at the top of their lungs, in the middle of a restaurant, a few minutes ago.)

(High five, fellow person who can swear in Italian ;)

Ayee!//

I can say asshole in German and that's like the only non-English swear I know. I learned it from The Book Thief.

I can say shit in German :) It's scheisse/scheiße

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

I can swear in German too… Pfannkuchen

You know what that means? Pancake. This is a good, Christian server.

@yeetus

….Wow