The Roodeness Shenanigans

also did any other school have that one really buff man who didn't really work at the school but was always there with the teachers and whenever an Anger Management Problem Kid would flip out he'd lead everyone out of the classroom and then just close the door so he was alone in the room with the kid and nobody knows what he would do

or was that just my school

Mine did this year, I think they were aides or something? My English class always had a buff aide in it, I think he was legit like a football coach or something.
Could've used a buff aide when I was in second grade and the Anger Management Problem Kid lunged at me with scissors and said he wanted to kill me :) no lasting anxieties from that incident :)

jyn will remember when it was some sort of trend to threaten to bomb/shoot up your school by writing on the walls

YES
The uPpEr mIdDlE sChOoL I went to was right next to what was originally an alternative learning school but eventually became where they tossed all of the problem kids, and every year without fail someone at one (or both) of the schools carved a bomb threat into the bathroom stalls.
One was during tech week when I was in Into the Woods and so they closed the bathroom to rub it off, except it took them forever so all of us girls would have to haul our huge dresses to another bathroom and pray they didn't lock the doors on that bit of the building so we could make it back to the theatre (no we didn't have dressing rooms and our wings were pathetically small, I broke a costume piece by simply turning my head in there)
Also there was a faux school shooting at my actual high school; some girl called the cops to report a shooter so they evacuated the whole building. Luckily it was just some stupid fucking prank and also after-hours; I wasn't there but almost all of my friends were.

my highschool had the aides/whatever for special ed kids and kids who had major behavioral problems that might have made them a threat to other students if upset. there was this one kid who's aide i loved but he himself was the biggest fucking douchebag ever. talked all through class about tattoos he wanted and how the class was stupid, wouldn't do the work and then would just copy off me(to be fair, a lot of my classmates and i had a thing going where we would just share the answers we got, some days i would be the attentive one, some days others would, and our little circle would then pool together). he also would literally just punch me in greeting, as a goodbye, whatever and i couldn't stand being near him because he made me feel so anxious. also, he was constantly threatening other students for speaking and idk

Ohhhh my God there was an annoying kid like that in my class, his aide seemed super nice but the kid was a grade-A asshole. If I hadn't been trying to impress the teacher (since I'm pretty sure I was considered a Problem Child by the English teachers because I thought the curriculum was too easy and wouldn't shut up about it) I would have slapped him across the face. Funnily enough, before I was in his class, I threatened to throw a chair at him as a joke. (Apparently my counselor didn't think it was a joke, but instead of getting mad she just went "you're not the only one", I love her.)
He sat behind me and just wouldn't fucking shut up and kept interrupting class and was just super annoying
I'm getting genuinely mad just thinking about him tbh

Yeah sounds about right

Apparently some kids fucked in the gender-neutral bathroom at uPpEr mIdDlE sChOoL (gotta love the irony of cishet students abusing something put in for LGBTQ ones lmao) and the girl got pregnant

Yep
The school was also all 8th and 9th graders, so in addition to being literal hell, it was filled with some of the most obnoxious people on the planet
I'm so, so glad that the actual high school was way better

No problem, I homeschooled briefly for the second semester of being there and it was one of my better choices

I fucking loathed that school.

why would you threaten to bomb your school at all

like shit

I don't love my school either but damn, go to therapy or something bitchass

Also imagine caring that much about your school
I didn't like mine but I'm not getting myself the electric chair over it
Or putting in all the time and effort to bomb it
Buncha bitch-ass whiners, just go talk to a therapist

call me mimi please you inconvenient fire drill

mimosa

Ooh yes please
No vodka though, just orange juice and some grenadine
So not really a mimosa
I don't know where I was going with this

I remember in elementary there was this kid who would get really angry and everyone would be sent out of the room and there was one teacher who had to restrain him since he'd get violent
but that's pretty normal for school

Oh same
He'd rip up our homework and stuff, and like I mentioned he threatened me with scissors at one point
Fun times

Yeah that sounds like a Kevin