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The Roodeness Shenanigans

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@tungsten fastfood

average length people reading this:

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@Mojack group

Honestly the joke's on the tall people, soon enough their hearts will be too weak to pump blood all the way to their brains and we'll still be thriving

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My boyfriend is 6'4…..

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@tungsten fastfood

My boyfriend is 6'4…..

so he's over a foot taller than you huh

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@tungsten fastfood

I LOVE YOU ERIS I COULDNT HELP IT

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i'm 5'7" too- and it's pretty average

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@Pickles group

My boyfriend is 6'4…..

I don't trust him

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@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
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Tall and lanky=the onceler (Bad)

How dare you

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the onceler was my gay awakening tbh

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@tungsten fastfood

I'd platonically crush the Onceler

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@The-Magician group

What in the seven shades of Demeter’s orchard have I returned from work to?!

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Tall and lanky=the onceler (Bad)

How dare you

STOPPPP I READ THIS LIKE 4 TIMES AND JUST BUSTED OUT LAUGHING HARDER EACH TIME I NEED H E L P

My boyfriend is 6'4…..

What a man what a man.

my uncle and grandfather are six foot and i gotta look up to see em, but they're not intimidating
then again, they've got some chonk. for some reason, tol and skinny guys intimidate me more?? somehow??? like "my man your build does not fit your stature"

See I’d think it would be the bigger around/muscle guys that would be scarier. That’s how it is to me.

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@ElderGod-kirky group

it's less intimidated and more being uneasy
i dunno, I'm weird
lanky, boney people make me feel uneasy, like i can blow on them and they'll crumble

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My boyfriend is 6'4…..

so he's over a foot taller than you huh

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fucking roode XD

it's less intimidated and more being uneasy
i dunno, I'm weird
lanky, boney people make me feel uneasy, like i can blow on them and they'll crumble

My best bro is like that. So skinny and bony. And 6’3.

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I'd platonically crush the Onceler

Onceler's kinda hot

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@ElderGod-kirky group

not me vaguely telling my aunt how to parent on Facebook while being terrified

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@ElderGod-kirky group

she fuckin
oh my gods
facepalm
i told her, i TOLD HER that kids mimic parents and that fuckin flew right over her head
"what you're not taking into consideration is [list of things she's already said but just reworded]"
i took it into consideration
and realized she's copying her
so

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I'd platonically crush the Onceler

Onceler's kinda hot

^^

@actual-fandom-trash

why are y'all so tall
i'm 16 and a half and stuck at 4'10"

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@Katastrophic group

tall genes go brr
my younger brother is 6'3 and could probably be 6'4 if he fixed his posture. My youngest brother is an inch shorter than me and about your guy's age and i will hold onto that inch for as long as possible.

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@Pickles group

Another day of accidentally outing famous people to my parents was a success 👍
Today's target: neil patrick harris

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literally how do people not know neil patrick harris is gay-?

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@The-Magician group

Hold up— your parents didn’t know??

Me, who doesn’t know who Neil Patrick Harris is, but has probably heard of him: yeah how-

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@The-Magician group

He’s been married to a man for seven years, how do people not know he’s gay…

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@Pickles group

My dad didn't even know he was married, and I think my mom knew he was married and thought he was straight or at least didn't think I'd say "yeah he has a husband"

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@Pickles group

I feel like that's how they're gonna react if I ever come out. My mom will subtly be like "I kinda knew" and my dad will just go "huh" and keep walking