The Roodeness Shenanigans
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Tomatoes slap
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Do you ever just- put salt on a tomato and bite into it like an apple?
Balsamic vinegar, olive oil, and salt, add a bit of garlic powder if you're feeling spicy
… no
you're just heating up tomatoes
Emi if you want to heat up tomatoes, just make sauce.
N-not if you don't want to?
Emi my little italian heart can only take so much
The only time it's EVER acceptable for an adult to say "daddy" on television is when carmelita said "he's not my daddy anymore" and esme said "he's not mine either" because that was the best joke in the history of ever and any other time a grown person says daddy is very uncomfortable
The only time it's EVER acceptable for an adult to say "daddy" on television is when carmelita said "he's not my daddy anymore" and esme said "he's not mine either" because that was the best joke in the history of ever and any other time a grown person says daddy is very uncomfortable
EXTREMELY based
CHRIST IS RISEN!!!
Booo!
Only joking btw.
Good for him! Honestly Jesus is pretty cool not gonna lie.
Like my mans said that you should respect people and that’s cool. Doesn’t apply to me though call me all the slurs you want so long as they apply to me. I might be a little high right now.
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My parents always make an Easter basket for my cat and it's the cutest thing ever.
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And so the tradition of one of my presents not arriving in the mail on time for every holiday continues
This year, we have a new record of my hoodie coming tomorrow
Hmmm, yanno, I was thinking about how historically there was a dude named jesus who did a bunch of shit
and I was thinking (without looking shit up becuase I'm lazy)
do you think on easter his grave was robbed??
back streets back DA da da da
I'm back from spring break
Hmmm, yanno, I was thinking about how historically there was a dude named jesus who did a bunch of shit
and I was thinking (without looking shit up becuase I'm lazy)
do you think on easter his grave was robbed??
Well obviously I think he rose from the dead. But continue speculating I suppose. There was a heavy boulder over the entrance though, and the authorities did put guards there to make sure the grave wasn’t robbed by believers trying to fake a miracle, so be sure to calculate those in.
back streets back DA da da da
I'm back from spring break
Wazzup Owen. Nice to see you again. How’s it going? You have a good Easter? Celebrating any pagan festivals or anything?
Also I really need to work on my punctuation skills. But I can’t let go of periods. Tried to talk to my mom about linguistic changes in text but she’s more lofty brain then I am so not much happened.
Hmmm, yanno, I was thinking about how historically there was a dude named jesus who did a bunch of shit
and I was thinking (without looking shit up becuase I'm lazy)
do you think on easter his grave was robbed??Well obviously I think he rose from the dead. But continue speculating I suppose. There was a heavy boulder over the entrance though, and the authorities did put guards there to make sure the grave wasn’t robbed by believers trying to fake a miracle, so be sure to calculate those in.
Also the fact that there's just. not a body. anywhere
Hmmm, yanno, I was thinking about how historically there was a dude named jesus who did a bunch of shit
and I was thinking (without looking shit up becuase I'm lazy)
do you think on easter his grave was robbed??Well obviously I think he rose from the dead. But continue speculating I suppose. There was a heavy boulder over the entrance though, and the authorities did put guards there to make sure the grave wasn’t robbed by believers trying to fake a miracle, so be sure to calculate those in.
I dunno man
I'm not in the bible fandom, I'm just a lazy history student