The Roodeness Shenanigans

DANNY
BITCH HI

Sup bitch! How’s it kicking?

Fuckin rad surprisingly, how are you??

I’m great! Made myself a Black Forest milkshake because it’s 1:06am and why not?

Also I’m glad you aren’t forgetting me Dom, I love you too Mox 😘, good to see you again Ash, and hey Laffy I don’t think I’ve properly met you but you’re chill :)

My point is don't go around telling me I'm doing the wrong thing when you're also doing the wrong thing just as worse,

The wrong thing just as worse???

HOney, nO

Laffy-Taffy's not doing homework for a class that's her NATIVE LANGUAGE because she's telling you not to date a pedophile.

WE'RE TRYING TO HELP CHILD

And if you're gonna act like this, we won't hesitate to say I told you so when your partner inevitably breaks up with you or gets arrested.

How about we just drop this entire argument and not talk to each other at all cause this argument is getting useless and dumb and I think we can all agree, it's a waste of our time

:O

Sir, I have plenty of time
Especially since I've been procrastinating on my Spanish HW, but that can easily be done in the next few days

Maybe you should be doing your Spanish HW rather then wasting your time on here trying to tell me how to live my life, now since you're older than me I'd think you'd have better common sense than me and do the right thing

Leaving the relationship would be doing the right thing. I know you have me blocked, but I hope someone who you don't have blocked with quote this. I know that you're 14, and when you're 14 you think you're the smartest person in the entire goddamn world. But the truth is that you're not. You're still a kid, you're still learning and maturing. And while I hoped that seeing multiple older people tell you that this relationship is predatory and toxic would help you realize that, apparently it isn't. So let me be more blunt.
In one year, once your girlfriend in 18, your relationship will be against the law. It will be pedophilia. Any intercourse between the two of you will be statutory rape. You are being taken advantage of by someone who's older than you and who should know better, someone who is using your youth and naivety against you. And I know that it hurts to hear that your girlfriend is toxic, since she probably says that she loves you, but the truth is that she doesn't. She loves the power that being with you gives her. When you're as young as you are, even a one or two year gap has a huge difference in maturity levels and the balance of power, and one between a 14 year old and a 17 year old is not healthy. I don't know you, but I know that you deserve better than someone like that.

not doing homework = a felony ✅

Guess I'm a felon then, come pick me up popo 🤧🥱

Oh shit, guess I’m a criminal on the run then because I haven’t done homework for three years 👀👀

Why is everybody so worried, I don't need some fucking random ass people that I don't know to worry about me

No offense but do you have any reading comprehension at all

Why was the topic even brought here in the first place? I think I skipped over that part

Mango, you need to listen to us. This isn't a fucking laughing matter, this is something serious that can and will negatively impact the rest of your life.

Yall are so nosy, like I said, this could have all been avoided with a simple ok or mk I don't agree with that decision but ok

Once again, do you have any reading comprehension at all
Also once again, you’re the one who posted about it in a public forum in the first place

Why was the topic even brought here in the first place? I think I skipped over that part

It was brought up originally in another chat but it was brought here. Cause yknow, rudeness

Leaving the relationship would be doing the right thing. I know you have me blocked, but I hope someone who you don't have blocked with quote this. I know that you're 14, and when you're 14 you think you're the smartest person in the entire goddamn world. But the truth is that you're not. You're still a kid, you're still learning and maturing. And while I hoped that seeing multiple older people tell you that this relationship is predatory and toxic would help you realize that, apparently it isn't. So let me be more blunt.
In one year, once your girlfriend in 18, your relationship will be against the law. It will be pedophilia. Any intercourse between the two of you will be statutory rape. You are being taken advantage of by someone who's older than you and who should know better, someone who is using your youth and naivety against you. And I know that it hurts to hear that your girlfriend is toxic, since she probably says that she loves you, but the truth is that she doesn't. She loves the power that being with you gives her. When you're as young as you are, even a one or two year gap has a huge difference in maturity levels and the balance of power, and one between a 14 year old and a 17 year old is not healthy. I don't know you, but I know that you deserve better than someone like that.

Seriously. This isn't some petty internet drama, this is incredibly serious. You are being taken advantage of by someone who 100% should know better than to be in a relationship with someone three years younger than them. Hate me all you want for being a petty melodramatic bitch about other matters, but I'm not going to enable that predatory bullshit.