The Roodeness Shenanigans

Thanks dudes

Well I just cleaned for over an hour and now I will not clean for a year

Since when did "going to space" mean "going up in a dick rocket to sort of space but not really for twelve minutes"??? I thought when bozo the fucking clown of the amazon rainforest went to space, that mean we would get at least a week of jeff-free habliss. It was going to be the best week of my life. I'd be so happy. But no, he gets barely into official space and comes down after twelve minutes.
And what does the little dipshit say when he lands? "best day ever" fuck off you absolute monster of a bastard
And the nerve of one of the other pieces of half-human garbage bitches to THANK AMAZON USERS AND EMPLOYEES FOR PAYING FOR IT. Shut the hell up. I hope you have horrible nightmares about being eaten alive by the working class and wake up to experience sleep paralysis of demons gorging themselves on your flesh for the rest of your fucking life.
I hope all three of those stupid ass men (not the old lady, I don't know much about her but she seems lovely and there's nothing she could have done to deserve the fate of being taunted and denied the idea of space then sent up with a bunch of people who would probably assault her given the chance for what was inevitably the most painful and longest twelve minutes of her life) spends all of eternity in a blaze of fire and forced to work twenty hours a day on their feet with no rest, bathroom breaks, or pay, and then I hope they get EVICTED OUT OF HELL AND SENT TO A MUCH, MUCH WORSE PLACE, as the rest of the universe watches from their luxury mansion.

Anyways, Persephone is a badass icon and I adore her

Hey, maybe instead of emotionally abusing our kids and gaslighting them into thinking they don't have a point any time they disagree with us, we could try literally almost anything else. Yeah, I think most things would probably be a better idea than that

won nine rounds of cards against humanity and my dad was proud of my crown jewel two-part response

PSA: if it has someone's face in it and they aren't dressed like a mushroom or a princess or they aren't in a cottage or a field, it's not cottagecore. Stop marking your "summer vlogs" as cottagecore, we don't want to see it.

Not everyone can get a good score. Not by the way they score it

both of my bosses are gone on vacation today and tomorrow, so i gotta fill in for them, and I'm alone out back for the most part now

:)))) having a blast just thinking about it :))))))

i like the fact that i don't have to guess what she wants me to do and she's not in my way, but also. I'm not confident in some of the things i might have to do

uh ig we'll see how things go

oh god i think I'd rather be alone
Donald is alright so long as I give him one task at a time
but Wendy

gods I'm scared I'm gonna be redoing orders

Checked my AP scores and I got a four on the psych one and a three on the calc one (and my ab subscore was a four)

oh god i think I'd rather be alone
Donald is alright so long as I give him one task at a time
but Wendy

gods I'm scared I'm gonna be redoing orders

F

update: newest stressor is getting truck orders to fill and either not knowing how to do it (Costa Rica) or having a weight mix-up because Donald put the entire order on one skid instead of separating the rails (and usually they're separate)

Was on the way to pick up my sib and there was an animal with the tail of a dying squirrel and the body of a very small beaver in the middle of the road. I think I was a little blood on him but I'm not sure. By the time I left he was almost off the intersection but idk if he made it okay. It was also completely the other side of the intersection than the part he was trying to get to. I wanna go back and check on him but he'd be gone by now and if I leave without my sibling I'll get in trouble

Update: drove past the intersection again and he wasn't in it. I didn't see him in the grass either. I hope he's okay

searching "jeff bezos hate core" on TikTok is not getting me the results I desire. On a related note, his laugh will fuel my nightmares until I die